We never knew the Jonas Bros. were such sluts.

Just kidding. We don't know if Lohan does meth, she probably doesn't. But we certainly know she has a meth face, which is the WORST kind of face if you're going to have any face at all.

It doesn't even make sense to hate Clooney these days because you will never topple his ability to score the greatest looking females on the planet. Just accept it and move on. We've been studying Buddhism, dudes. You can stare at Elisabetta Canalis forever if you want to. But for us, it's time to chillax. Later.

The Nintendo Wii has been out for how long now? Haven't we learned that if you're old and have a camera pointed at you, you should probably not being playing with the Wii? In these circumstances, you can never win.

Live news has brought both disturbing and hilarious images into our homes. But this may be the only time they bested Lucille Ball.

We show you the picture of a girl's face and you have to guess whether she's a hotty or a big fat lady! It's hard. That's what she said!

Halloween can be scary, but if you look at it in the right light it can also be scary sexy!

We're not going to lie: this totally made us want to run to the bathroom, turn off the lights and hope to God nobody hears us.

We show you a clips of some of the best action movies ever and you have to finish the line of dialog that got cut off!

Listen to the sound of famous people peeing, and then guess the famous movie it came from!

The Sacremento Kings dancers are being "disciplined" for getting drunk and taking sexy pics. And the NBA wonders why no one watches.

Breast implants for the alcoholic.

Both of these Battlestar beauties can be found in the latest Maxim magazine, which we guess is still around and trying to make you horny.

The Japanese are really into some Next Level stuff. This game is, like, from the future or something.

There are too many to list, but here is a global look at ten of the scariest movies, released outside of the U.S., in recent years.

Here are photos from January Jones' appearance in the latest GQ, a magazine we would have no interesting in buying if it wasn't for photos like these.

This driver should be celebrated for being the Douchiest Douchebag In The Entire World.

Columbus discovered America! You can discover whoose boobs these are!

Take the quiz to see if you're going to end up a drunken wreck like Amy Winehouse.

Help these famous cinematic porkers out by finishing their lines so they can get back to eating. They’ll eat you if you get the answer wrong.