Lady Gaga looks like...

Lady Gaga looks like...

Lady Gaga + Doc Brown = The most amazing hairstyle of all time.

 
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Ball Busting Vids Will Make You Impotent

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 09 2009, 3:31 PM

If God was so smart, why did he design male genetalia to be 1) as low as it is and 2) totally unprotected. He gave turtles a hardshell and that animal is just about useless if you ask me. Humans created space shuttles, heavy metal music and Maury Povich. They should be protected, especially the itsty bitsy parts of them that makes babies. Such poor design decisions, God. If Steve Jobs was your boss you'd be totally fired.

Today, as Nancy Pelosi was walking somewhere and being important, a reporter following her totally crashed his balls into something that was not a Femaie Baby Incubator. Here's that video, and some others featuring guys who might not be able to get an erection anymore.

 

Reporter takes a dive. Woops.

 

We feel that the Japanese dudes featured in this video actually LOVE being hit in the crotch.

 

This guy's balls actually flew up through his stomach and out of his mouth, but you can't see it due to YouTube's crappy video quality.

 

Finally, these guys are true friends.

 

 
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Announcing The Next Michael Jackson

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 09 2009, 12:35 PM

Folks, we've been blessed with another Michael Jackson. Kinda. Here's a before and after of alledged steroid abuser/baseball player Sammy Sosa. Now we have no idea whether he bleaches his skin or has that crazy vitiglio disease, but we DO KNOW that his face looks squishy like a Madball. AMMIIRITTTTE GUYS?

 

 
 

Kill The Kardashians

Kill The Kardashians

Here's your chance to shoot the Kardashians! Why? Because they're annoying. Please note that we don't actually condone violence against. celebrities. This is just a joke. Except for the fact that we really hate the Kardashians.

 

Bangs Takes U To Da Movies

Bangs Takes U To Da Movies

Shawtys, your man is waiting for you and he wants to take you to the movies.

 

Grossest Picture Ever?

Grossest Picture Ever?

Part of us is jealous and we wish this would happen to our foot. It would be a great way to spend the afternoon.

 

Robots Can't Act: Pulp Fiction

Robots Can't Act: Pulp Fiction

Computers are taking over the world. The only thing they can't do is act! Watch what movies would be like if we let our robots act.

 

Skeletor's Fantasy Boobs

Skeletor's Fantasy Boobs

Greetings slaves, it is I Skeletor bringing you Whoose Boobs, the only online game that is the rightful ruler of the Castle Boob-Skull!

 

Beer Tapper Gone Wild!

Beer Tapper Gone Wild!

It’s time to put on your Drunk Face and play BEER TAP GONE WILD. You play as a bartender who has to serve beer to the drunken masses at a few Spring Break water holes. Do you have what it takes…TO SERVE BEER?

 

10 Triumphs of Modern Italian Horror

10 Triumphs of Modern Italian Horror

For such a small country, Italy has produced many of the modorn greats in horror. Not for the faint of heart, but definitely worth checking out.

 

Tyra Banks, Now 100% More Annoying

Tyra Banks, Now 100% More Annoying

100% more Annoying or a 100% Fierce? We'd like to punch her in the face either way - in a total non-wife-beat-y sort of way!

 

Amy Winehouse Has Fake Ones

Amy Winehouse Has Fake Ones

Oh, look who got a new pair of boobs! And from the looks of it they fell right out of a gumball machine and onto her chest. Now we know Amy is rich, so why does it look like she has a cheap a boob job as that girl in high school who got addicted to crack, like, ten years later?

 

This Bat Man Is Awesome

This Bat Man Is Awesome

If you're going to scare somebody, you might as well do it while wearing the cheesiest costume imaginable.

 

Happy Halloween from The Angry Leprechaun

Happy Halloween from The Angry Leprechaun

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A LiquidGeneration E-Card never discriminates!

 

Halloween Safety Tips with Jack O. Lantern!

Halloween Safety Tips with Jack O. Lantern!

Wanna know how to have the safest Halloween ever? Well Jack O. Lantern can show you and your friends how to be SUPER SAFE during this spooktacular fun day!

 

Sex Scene or Murder Scene?

Sex Scene or Murder Scene?

Did she score or did she get gored? Check out pictures from movies and try to guess whether the girls are getting it on or getting murdered.

 

Phillies Fans Are Idiots

Phillies Fans Are Idiots

Proving once again that if New Jersey is the armpit of America, Philadelphia is that part near your scrotum that you never wash. Is that harsh?

 

Hemingway Look-A-Likes Bombs

Hemingway Look-A-Likes Bombs

There's nothing cooler than sending a 200lb anvil into the sky.

 

Jonas Brothers Gone Wild

Jonas Brothers Gone Wild

We never knew the Jonas Bros. were such sluts.

 

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