Celebrities don’t think before they talk, and that’s why they always say stupid things. People call this Diarrhea of the Mouth, or as we call it -- Celebrity Diarrhea Mouth.

Do you ever get midgets and babies confused? We do because they’re both so damn adorable.

This week Kanye West discusses his homophobia, Wal-Mart hires illegals, 50 Cent teaches us how to read, and Michael Jackson uses the women’s bathroom.

Britney Spears is NOT a nice person and this video proves it. She should burn in hell, we say! Burn!

This baby is going to grow up to worship the devil.

Damn! You mean our Passion of the Christ DVD isn't playable in this thing?

The girl by our urinal just vomits.

This is a tricky one. Can you find the baby?

One of Paris Hilton’s stupid boyfriends crashed her Bently into a truck. See the dumbassery unfold!

This week Dubya’s poll numbers are in the toilet, Lindsay Lohan wants to get married, Paris’ boytoy crashes a Bentley, and more celeb debauchery.

For some reason there are many celebrities that look like Saddam Hussein. Can you tell the difference?

Wanna make your friend believe that somebody they know is a sick and nasty pervert who was once thrown in jail for being a sex offender?

Have you ever seen a rat midget? See it to believe it.

This video proves that Star Wars is all about the gays.

This week K-Fed’s rap song leaks on the internet, Leonardo DiCaprio breaks up with Gisele, and Mohammad Ali comes face to face with the Angel of Death.

The rock stars of the 1970s were awesome because they did lots of drugs and they never shaved their pubes.

See Ashlee Simpson act like a drunken retard. Sadly, she doesn’t do a hoedown in this video.

Here's a picture of Lindsay Lohan's inspiration. Hopefully her boobs will look as big as this guy's.

We hear the sound of opportunity knocking on Pat Morita's door.

Yes, but how old do you have to be?