Some might call this girl 'crazy' for liking the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles this much. We just think she's really...well, she's crazy.

We definitely like Alba a lot better these days. Her boobs have that post-pregnancy bounce to them.

Ashlee Simpson's pregnancy has created what will be an epic "Boob-off" between Ashlee and Jessica, Master of Incest, Joe Simpson, of course will be the referee.

Crank 2 will do very well in DVD rentals where teenage boys can enjoy the "film" in the proper setting.

Pregnancy is such an exciting time in a teenager's life, she has her whole life behind her.

Jamie Lynn has taken it upon herself to go on the web and research what it will be like to be pregnant and have a baby. It's gross!

"Yo April! Splinter just escaped from… screw it. Who the hell shaved me like a dumb ass turtle? … and paint? Seriously?"

In theaters 12-14-07. Juno is a whip-smart teen confronting an unplanned pregnancy by her classmate Bleeker. With the help of her hot best friend Leah, Juno finds her unborn child a 'perfect' set of parents: an affluent suburban couple, Mark and Vanessa, longing to adopt.

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles once made PSAs for kids. This one shows toddlers can avoid the temptations of marijuana cigarettes.

Oh, man, we just need to get these chicks sterilized, already!

Every teenage boy should be able to use this mouse pad without a problem!

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LiquidGeneration created this piece during Britney Spears' pregnancy. Read her Fetus’ blog, watch the Fetus’ webcam, talk with the Fetus via Instant Messenger!