LG’s hot new puzzle game! Help the Potty Mouth Ninja collect some coins so he can get an Asian massage. But beware of the Ninja’s sworn enemy… THE PIRATE!

Since this is Courtney Love, we're not even going to bother to ask questions about what's going on here.

Some might call this girl 'crazy' for liking the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles this much. We just think she's really...well, she's crazy.

First there's the turtle that humps shoes, now there's a kitty who likes to be spanked. Weird world, dude.

It's not a crime if he's just raping a shoe. Shoes don't have feelings, unless they're Buster Browns.

Enhance your DNA with these crazy mutant boobs!

The Ninja Cat is the sneakiest cat in the entire Ninja Cat World.

Crank 2 will do very well in DVD rentals where teenage boys can enjoy the "film" in the proper setting.

This ninja has committed so many robberies that he handicapped himself with a crutch to make it a challenge.

"Yo April! Splinter just escaped from… screw it. Who the hell shaved me like a dumb ass turtle? … and paint? Seriously?"

Attention abusive dads! Child abuse is not funny unless you are a ninja.

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles once made PSAs for kids. This one shows toddlers can avoid the temptations of marijuana cigarettes.

This rare breed of dog has two mutant genes that lead to freakishly large muscle development. This may or may not foreshadow the downfall of humankind.

Aren't they adorable? Aren't they?? C'mon, they're TURTLES!!!

This cute little kitty has a turtle buddy that likes to play. You'd think it'd be no match, but, damn! Watch that turtle go! Adorable AND violent!!

When the evil Shedder attacks who’d you rather don’t cut him no slack!

But still, the roller blade requires balance!

Hey, Turtle, call my shell-phone, we'll talk!

Vroom, vroom, little turtle. Vroom, vroom.