The Disney circle of life has been completed as the former star returns home to ride Alice in Wonderland with her girlfriend.

The shocking thing is you don't have to feel guilty looking at her, she's actually 23 and far from starring in any actual High School Musicals.

People get laid wearing JCPenny who knew?

George Lucas is always fond of replacing people with machines, sorry Mr. Williams.

Learn all the ins and outs of Nintendo's WiiFit with chunktastic pop star Britney Spears!

These stars can’t keep their filthy rich hands off each other!

See if you can tell the difference between a slutty porn star and a sexy pop star. STDs totally not included.

Featuring from pretty much every viral star of the last two years.

Stars like transforming even more than Transformers like transforming!

Time for you to put on your horny hat and see if the picture you're looking at is a Pop Star or Porn Star. Jeopardy this is not.

Mariah Carey married Nick Cannon without a pre-nup, which means he presumably could steal this sweet Teen Choice Awards surfboard and like a bajillion dollars.

In theaters 5-8-08. Robert Downey Jr. stars as Tony Stark/Iron Man in the first adaptation of the comic book superhero.

Is it possible for any body part of a porn star to age naturally?

In theaters 4-18-08. Devastated Peter takes a Hawaii vacation in order to deal with recent break-up with his TV star girlfriend, Sarah. Little does he know Sarah's traveling to the same resort as her ex ... and she's bringing along her new boyfriend.

He's swinging lefty but his Mii is a righty, a true Fore Star General.

It looks like her "Goldie Hawn years" will be here sooner than we expected. Time to delete Penny Lane from your 70s rock star fantasy.

An even longer time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

He wants to be taken seriously as an actor.

Jack McBrayer aka Kenneth the Page, stars in the new Mariah Carey video. BET should see a spike in their Parliament smoking, DayGlo wearing, blogger demographic.

Like to see her try to explain all that business about the Trade Federation vs the Galactic Senate.