Yeah, this is exactly how da Bears are looking this season, too.

Care Bears are cute but very annoying. Simply put, it's time for them to die.

Ready Freddy is a helpful little Teddy Bear who wants to help kids learn about fire safety! Be sure to watch this with your kids!

Panic Bear is mighty scared of the Lion Cub! Watch his face fill with terror as the lion gets in his face!

Bear witness to the most amazingly awful acting jobs in the history of awful acting jobs.

Why do people have to sexualize things like the simple art of stuffing a bear's ass full of fluff?

Don't you just want to eat him?

Not even a stuff bear will make Suri happy about having Tom Cruise as a father.

To be fair, he really just loves nature.

The Internet's favorite all "bear" boy band is back and bringing Christmas out of the closet and into their pants.

There are few things we find more freaking delicious than a gummy bear. Robot Chicken totally agrees.

Paris desperately holds tight to her last bit of dignity as she clutches a teddy bear and slips some nip.

Greasy Bear Davis showed up on the LA club scene with a bloody eye. Someone is learning their place.

The fact that the penis that would fit into that condom would be bigger than both of them has no bearing here. Stupid.

Lindsay Lohan was seen leaving Teddy's Tuesday night – with Steve-o in her back seat! Where's the afterparty, kiddies?

Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis, larger brother of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, attended Paris Hilton's recent birthday bash in Vegas. It appears as though he pissed himself, as well!

Football fans and video game nerds alike will love this version of Sunday's big game. GO BEARS!

In 1985 the Chicago Bears won the Superbowl, and created the greatest rap video ever to celebrate. Now that they're up against the Colts for 2007's 'Bowl, we'd like to play this video as a loving tribute to a stupendous line-up. I love you, Sweetness. I love you, McMahon.

Looks like Paris's wonky lazy eye gets kicked into overhaul when she's wasted! These are real before-and-after photos of her recent night out at Teddy's.

Vomiting on live TV never seems to bore me, but this guy seems to be the fastest at it.