Today marks the 30th anniversary of when Fonzie "jumped the shark" and killed Happy Days. Hopefully the upcoming fall TV season has equally ridiculous surprises in store for us.

A genetically engineered Britney-Rosie Hybrid terrorized the Airwaves spewing hours of militant lesbian, anti-clothes wearing antics.

Brian and Stewie performed a song about the state of TV. This doesn't make up for having Seacrest host the show but its a start...

Tyra Banks has gone crazy. Either she has hired David LaChapelle for her new photo shoot or she is trying to bring back Alien Nation, the TV show.

It's really hard to decide which is more embarrassing. Falling down a flight of stairs in front of millions of TV viewers, or striking a bizarre resemblance to Sloth while doing so.

This guy is accused of beating up his 79 year old mother. However, his opinions on the local news are making him a hero on the internet.

This has two of the internet's favorite genres. "Person smacking face into floor" and "brief shot up the skirt of a pretty girl".

Crazy Japanese TV is always there to brighten your day. This guy bounces around like a real life Kirby.

Japanese TV is often dangerous, bizarre and borderline pervy; this is just plain *wrong*!!

I'm not really sure who TV actress Megan Fox is, or why she might be famous, but she walked the red carpet at the MTV Movie Awards long enough for photogs to get a good shot of one stupid, nonsensical tattoo. 'Gilded butterflies'? Come on!!

Forget TV cliffhangers - these girls have ‘cliffs’ of their own.

The ‘06-’07 TV season is ending, and here are the hotties we’ll miss the most.

Check out this weird commercial of a lawyer advertising on TV that he wants only one client: Paris Hilton.

Alexyss K. Tylor has a Public Access TV show in Atlanta, in which she talks about vagina power. Please watch, it's magical!!

Some schmuck was able to take camera-phone footage of the shooting this morning. He's lucky he survived.

TV’s most lovable drunk stumbles onto LG. We compiled Paula’s most recent drunktastic Idol clips into one hilarious video.

You've seen other movie mash-ups, now watch everyone's favorite TV show get remixed as a crime drama!

This should be a show on Spike TV. Extreme hacky-sack playing… and a few more gems!

Jenna Jameson and Paris Hilton are pegged to host a new reality TV series that basically gets virgins laid. It's being made by the same guy that released the Paris Hilton sex tape, so you know it's gonna be classy.

Best of 2006's fake-bleeped TV clips. Too bad they weren't bleeping Vanessa Minnillo's New Years appearance!