The man who rapped "its just like a mini-mall" almost as many times as Tay bellowed "Chocolate Rain", is back with a new video.

Crazy Japanese TV is always there to brighten your day. This guy bounces around like a real life Kirby.

This Japanese man makes Donald Trump's comb over look like amatuer hour.

This man is the fastest stripper in the world! He is NOT the most attractive stripper in the world.

In this Pac-Man parody, help Mary-Kate Olsen snort boatloads of primo cocaine. Be sure to play this with your kids.

Never attack the man with the microphone.

There is so much sex oozing from this image. Don’t stare for too long, you will be overcome by hormones.

Just another one of many Maury guests that is terrified of something stupid. Peaches? Come on man! Eggplants, now THOSE are scary.

From the man who brought us Chocolate Rain, here comes Internet Dream. He better sign a contract pretty soon, its getting old already.

PingPing, the world's shortest adult got to meet Bao Xishun, the world's tallest man. Then they made sweet, sweet love.

The world's tallest man meets the world's smallest man. Why? Because Normals love to giggle.

For the modern Japanese business man! This guy uses his commute time to get some much needed dental work done.

This possibly-homeless creep decided he had to go *so bad* that he dropped trou and $#@t in a planter. Classy.

This man had a rare condition known as "fetus-in-fetus," wherein an non-survived twin became a calcified mass in his belly. WARNING: gross!!

I bet the 30 seconds it would have taken to put on his pants might have spared him *some* humiliation. And scrapes.

Some business jerk goes absolutely berserk (like our rhyming style??) 'cause some Ian dude didn't show up for a meeting. Possibly very well-staged video, but he's still a hilarious d!©khead.

A semi truck fell right on top of a small car, and rescuers had to use a crane and the jaws of life to get to him. The most amazing part – he walks away!

Maury tackles all the tough issues that plague Society, especially bizarre niche phobias. First there was pickle girl, now there's Cottonball Man.

This guy had his face removed because of a flesh-eating virus. His crazy wife still loves him.

...And he's still an ugly man. Booyah!