It’s time to put on your Drunk Face and play BEER TAP GONE WILD. You play as a bartender who has to serve beer to the drunken masses at a few Spring Break water holes. Do you have what it takes…TO SERVE BEER?

The Sacremento Kings dancers are being "disciplined" for getting drunk and taking sexy pics. And the NBA wonders why no one watches.

This is proof.

You’re Mel Gibson and you’ve been arrested for drunk driving. Who do you call first? Jesus H. Christ that’s who! Hear Mel Gibson try and ask forgiveness from the Song of God himself!

Now that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are officially an item, it's time they talk on the phone.

Mr. Walken is one of the most quotable actors of our time. He’s also one of the most snazziest dancers.

Presidents get all the chicks.

Hey! Let's watch 10 pole dancers break their neck! Paralysis is hilarious!

Listen to what douche-baggery ensues when two Super Bowl quarterbacks talk to each other on the phone.

The dancers and choreographers associated with Britney's VMA performance are worried they'll never work again. P.S. "Brit's" a ginger!

Look, challenging a guy in a mascot suit to a dance-off is kind of like challenging a cripple. When it turns out he can dance, you will be mocked.

Lindsay is in rehab and she needs an AA sponsor. Who does she call? Nick Nolte!

Squeaky voiced man-children of the past and present collide when MJ gives San J a ring in the latest installment of LG’s mind blowing phone tap series.

Kate Moss walks the catwalk in style. Pete Doherty plays great music. Together they are known as drug addicted douche bags!

Britney left rehab this morning! One of her dancers apparently picked her up, less than 24 hours after she checked in.

Britney switched outfits with a stripper one night at the club! She liked the dancer's bikini so much, she wanted to wear it for herself!

This USB desktop pole dancer makes computing sexy again!

You're sexy. Check. You've got hot dancing skills. Check. You're at some sort of outdoor pole-dance competition. Check. And you just lotioned your hands up -- OH NOOOOOOO!

I don't know what the inset crouching shot is for, but I also don't know why anyone would make a size 52 latex outfit like this.

Aquatic dancers are always tryin' to cop a feel.