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One of the side effects of taking the Red Pill is you will never ever get a tan.
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6/18/2008
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Lindsay should be blamed for Miley's downfall, one look at the wrinkly brown leather mess that is her cleavage and everyone moved on to the next victim.
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4/29/2008
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An average of 11 people per theater when to see Paris' new movie this weekend. Those people were tricked by her Oompa Loompa PR man.
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2/11/2008
PHOTOS
Sometimes when you're applying the spray on you're drunk and decide the tan line beard look is in.
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2/5/2008
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Being a Guido is a full time job, hair doesn't gel itself, tans don't spray themselves on, and chests don't wax themselves, a Guido's gotta do it himself.
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1/28/2008
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Decent Photoshop or white trash soup kitchen? Hmm Olive Garden sounds really appetizing all of a sudden.
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11/16/2007
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… is not like the others. Poor little pasty Jan Brady got lost amongst a sea of breasticles. She needed some of that fake Britney ab tan.
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9/13/2007
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Wow, nothing says sexy like a surgary brown tan and thigh muscles so strong, she could crack your head open. Snap into a slim Jim!
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8/24/2007
PHOTOS
Paris wanted a very *full*-coverage tan in Hawaii, and didn't care who saw!
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7/9/2007
PHOTOS
George Clooney is looking extra gaunt these days, and that gross tan isn't helping him look better or younger. Just say no to Nicole Richie!!
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6/3/2007