You could really get away with a lot during the 80s.

Real Housewife from New York cast member Kelly Bensimon has a boob job so bad the boobs are trying to hide for cover.

Wipe you're tears away, my friends. He's finally gone.

If you see a bunch of car crashes in the streets when it's icy out, just pick up your video camera and laugh away!

What's the point of a calendar filled with boobs? It's not like you're going to be looking at the dates anyway. You're going to be looking at the boobs. Just take the dates away and leave the boobs.

After this photo was taken, the tree started to cry and it ran away.

Scarecrow Wino will frighten crows away from your crops, but she'll introduce your kids to heroin first!

Being famous is just a doctor's visit away.

An even longer time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

The earlier models used helium causing it to fly away, now it's just useless.

Get away you short little Oompa Loompa people. This is MY bench.

Sure it's pretty, but who wants to cut away their skin so they can have pretty scars? This guy does, that’s who.

This must be how people in the middle east keep their camels from running away. It’s better than strapping bombs to them. Ailalalalaay!

Good news! If the art here sucks, you can drink the crap away!

We are not quite sure what this is, but its somewhat cute and incapable of running away. The excellent pet for your favorite Socialite.

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, the ipod was introduced to a high school auditorium of nerds. It was a simpler time when iphone=poser meant nothing.

Listen up sleuths, Carmen San Diego was spotted at the Lahore National Airport, you have 15 minutes to trap her by naming off African countries. Rockapella, take it away!

M.I.T students took the day off "learninating" and Master Chiefed one of the statues on their campus. Run Away!

Son where's your ice cream? "Well Louis C.K. stole it, ran away, and then...oh you'll never believe me..." I don't even believe the part about you knowing Louis C.K.

God, Renee got FAT! Someone needs to take away the plate and show her to a mirror. Or I, Skeletor, will striker her down with the Sword of Greyskull.