An ancient threat returns. One final hope emerges. See the game trailer for Mass Effect, only on the XBox 360.

The real question is would she let you "superman dat hoe".

In theaters 6-28-08. The “July 20 Plot” on Hitler’s life is one of the most heroic but least known episodes of World War Two. Severely wounded in combat, Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg returns from Africa to join the German Resistance and help create Operation Valkyrie, the complex plan that will allow a shadow government to replace Hitler’s once he is dead.

In theaters 10-26-07(limited). The true story of Richard Pimentel, a brilliant public speaker with a troubled past, who returns from Vietnam severely hearing-impaired and finds a new purpose in his landmark efforts on the behalf of Americans with disabilities.

In theaters 3-28-08. Back home in Texas after fighting in Iraq, a soldier refuses to return to battle despite the government mandate requiring him to do so.

Too many cliches dance around this picture. Lets just say, can you imagine if the heads came alive while you were relaxing one day? Its like Return to Oz!

In theaters 11-2-07. In 1970s America, a detective works to bring down the drug empire of Frank Lucas, a heroin kingpin from Manhattan, who is smuggling the drug into the country in the coffins of soldiers returning from the Vietnam War.

The man who rapped "its just like a mini-mall" almost as many times as Tay bellowed "Chocolate Rain", is back with a new video.

Cosby has returned to whoose boobs and he’s seen all the biggest summer blockbusters!

We did it. We caved in to your demands. Philip Norris has returned to the LG news desk and he has a year’s worth of stories to unleash his cranky fury on.

Hello and welcome to whose boobs, the only on-line game that will let you kill a person in return for boobs.

Who's got the garlic? Kirsten's a nasty hipster Drunkst vampire.

Former Idol Kellie Pickler returned to the AI stage, only to get oggled by Ryan Seabreast. I mean Seacrest.

"Return of the Jedi" returns to the small screen as an old-timey silent film. Slapstick-tastic!

Santa Clause returns this year with a slightly different image – not he's straight gangster! Looks like Christmas at Tony Soprano's house!

Watch this retard hurt himself in his dormroom. Ah, college!

Christopher Reeve has a lot of advice for the new Superman Brandon Routh. Fun fact: It might have something to do with making Superman’s bulge bigger.

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Superman! And he's a Lego! Weird!

Hey, Superman is human too. Don't hate on him because he craps his pants.

This asshat had to save the day right in the middle of Physics!?! We hope the professor fires his ass!