Listen to what douche-baggery ensues when two Super Bowl quarterbacks talk to each other on the phone.

Why would Pepsi hire JT, Andy Samberg, and Tony Romo for a commercial? Because they know Coke is better, that's why.

We are the Whoose Boobs shuffling crew! Shuffling on down and doing it for you!

Most of Texas blames Jessica Simpson for the Cowboys demise and wearing their hat before the Super Bowl is salt in the wounds.

Real men don't bet the spread, they bet the "tecmo".

The fact that a couple of balloons can bring soccer to a screeching halt is reason enough why the Super Bowl this weekend is where real "Football" is played.

You know those stunts you saw in the movie? They were done with wires and computers, not with super powers from a spider bite.

Score a little credit for Scientology and Will Smith as his film proclaimed "Giants lose to Patriots for second time this season 23 to 7." LRH lives!

Bring those 16-0 Patriots fans down a peg by reminding them of their past with this horrific video from the 86 Super Bowl.

That is one hell of a trick and also probably pretty practical in his village.

This is a bad ass costume. We would even consider this "Super Green"!

This is even better than America's favorite acoustic heavy metal band, Tesla, covering the Mario theme.

Test you Pop-Culture knowledge on this super duper Gangsta Edition of the Ultimate Pop-Culture Quiz!

If you have ever wondered what a hideous and washed up super model, full of meth and coke, looked like...

John Madden claims he wanted to make video games more realistic. Watching this clip of Bo Jackson go crazy all over the field reminds us he took the fun out.

Rohner from Division Day dropped by the studio with a vintage keyboard he borrowed from a friend and proceeded to play some super stripped out versions of tracks from Division Day’s Beartrap Island record.

In what can only be described as a Photoshop miracle, the staff at Steppin Out made Griffin look… well sexy. We are assuming a super computer, unavailable to the general public, was used to manage the massive amount of digital paint needed to accomplish this feat!

I'm not sure who Michele Merkin is, she's some sort of model apparently. What I do know is that she's got a super name. And I love her for that.

Paris is getting into shape before prison, and luckily for us man-lovers, her trainer is SUPER hot!!

If you’re saying to yourself right now: “Self, I know I’ve heard this song before but can’t remember where,” chances are you watch a little program called Grey’s Anatomy. Let’s Go Sailing have become a staple on the show with not one or two but three songs receiving placement in those super dramatic almost laughable scenes. I don’t know about the show, but the band is great as evidenced by their stripped down version of the soon to be huge song “Sideways.” Good stuff!