Meet Teddy Bear (yes, they really named him that) the porcupine, a festive, holiday-loving, talking, corn-on-the-cob FANATIC. Don't get between him and his cob! Listen carefully as he seems to say "Oh Well" after knocking over the glass. What other words can you make out (an aural Rorschach Test) ?

Yawn, these images have become commonplace they seem to happen so often. Apparently an object got stuck under the pedal so it accelerated instead of parked. Yeah, people are dumb. But big crashes are still cool to watch... especially through delicate things like glass windows and jewelry stores.

Glasses would be useful here, but there seem to be greater concerns like, what kind of men (or just plain old what) has this girl been with that these other sensations (touch? smell? taste?) aren't cause for alarm???

This was caught on CCTV. Some people have all the luck...!

The title kinda says it all. But, hey, how about that forest? Dang, does it look lush! And all that chopped wood! Does a sexy lumberjack live there? A sexy, Japanese lumberjack? A sexy, cat-loving, Japanese lumberjack...? ...Wait for the grand finale.

Some people really do have too much time (and too many wine glasses!) on their hands...

Thanks to Google.

Thank God for safety glass.

With your voice.

Doesn't drop a glass.

There really is no way to recover from something like this.

Honestly, who hasn't done something like this?

Look at his little scrunched up face...playing with his own reflection.