How is Suzanne Summers' crotch not mummified by now? Isn't she like 300-years-old yet?

Reality TV is a lot like summer camp without the friendships.

Dating her would probably cost more than keeping a Hummer fueled for the summer, hummers all cost the same, car or otherwise.

Happiness is a warm summer boob. Guess what song that’s from…kinda.

Coming this summer prepare for The Pope to hand you your ass!

Daniel Plainview would be the second best Food Network host behind Marc Summers.

How do you know your summer is over, over over? That guy with all the eyeliner covers the "song of the summer" and officially puts the last nail in the coffin.

All summer Rihanna has promised we can stand under her umbrella. With this we become one step closer to seeing the nipple under the umbrella.

Maybe this guy can replace Tobey Maguire's horrible emo performance this summer. Watching this guy run into a wall is far more entertaining.

In this episode of Celebrity Slutsicles – sung to Grease’s "Summer Nights" – Lindsay Lohan is in rehab and the rest of the Sluts come to get her out.

This week we were psyched to have Jim Fairchild drop by the studio to play a couple of songs from the new All Smiles record, Ten Readings of a Warning. Enjoy!

Cosby has returned to whoose boobs and he’s seen all the biggest summer blockbusters!

Johnny hit the jackpot this summer when he realized he could fill freezer bags with grass-clippings and make a fortune selling weed to Jr. High kids.

Well I don’t know if you can really call this an acoustic performance, but either way it’s pretty frickin’ entertaining. The Harlem Shakes are one of those bands where the term “collective” actually applies. This was one of three songs they played for us from their debut EP titled Burning Birthdays. Look for them on tour this Summer!

This is one of those bands that I knew nothing about before they came in, and thought they would sound much different than they did…probably because of the name. It turns out that ATE happened to be one of my favorite performances in long time. If you are into BritPop and/or the Smiths I think this might be your new favourite band.

This video reminds me of last summer. That was a sexy, sexy summer. Mmmm… tomatoes.

Every year LiquidGeneration celebrates summer by putting together a collection of beautiful, bouncing boobs. This year’s Boob Patrol features the fun bags we discovered at Lollapolooza. Till next year!

Is a little Donald Trump on your kid's reading list this summer?

Summer vacation is here! You finally have a lot of free time to waste.

We invaded the privacy of the women who passed below our studio and the result was this titillating video.