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Go Slinky go! Poetry in motion! It's the music that gets you, perfectly suited to its subject, not grandiose at all. This viewer, however, is partial to the quieter moments when one can make out the faint, steady, tap of each valiant Slinky flip... But seriously, it's kinda impressive. Watch out for the surprise ending... not.
Here's the FAT KID in...FAT KONG, about a fat kid dressed in a kong suit who climbs to the top of a tall building and terrorizes aeroplanes. Be sure to check out our iPhone game FAT KID NINJA now available on the App Store.
Just kidding! She's not fat at all! In fact, she's probably anorexic! Her name is Brooklyn Decker, and she's married to that tennis player Andy Roddick - that guy who looks like Stifler, who is that guy in American Pie who wants to bang your mom.

Some quick facts about Brooklyn, who we're thinking about stalking (because why not!).
-She's 22-years-old
-She's giving you major bone right now
-She's on Twitter - which means it's easy to find reasons why she might be really annoying. Like this reason:

But then we stop looking at her Twitter feed and stumble upon photos like this and realize that we can put up with annoying people, so long as they look like the hottest freaking girl in the world.

But then we remember we're not Andy Roddick, and we don't have six-pack abs and our name isn't something awesome like The Situation. We slowly realize we're totally never going to bang Brookly Decker. Then we cry. Then we go to Subway and order some fatass sandwich, not the healthy ones that Jared orders. Then we go home, cry some more while looking at ourself in the mirror and then turn on the computer to try and find naked pictures of Brooklyn Decker on the internet.
Eventually we end up like this:

Go ahead. Get your Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Issue fix right here.
If you have to wear a bathing suit this summer, make sure you have boobs.
If you're looking to get skinny, try a Slim Suit. And than after that doesn't work, try Crystal Meth!
Look its Jim Carrey, America's favorite funny man of the 90s, being clever by wearing his wife's bathing suit because it's funny and not because he desperately craves the attention.
Look, challenging a guy in a mascot suit to a dance-off is kind of like challenging a cripple. When it turns out he can dance, you will be mocked.
For oh so many reason, we love the world's greatest funny-lady. But reason #1 right now: she makes us jealous of this gorilla suit.
Our illustrator Joe-Zee recently did a movie he did with Eddie Murphy. Eddie was jealous that Joe-Zee looked so good in the fat-suit.