It's like Michael Jackson's was reincarnated into a chubby kid who can't sing. How adorable.

The Sacremento Kings dancers are being "disciplined" for getting drunk and taking sexy pics. And the NBA wonders why no one watches.

The Japanese are really into some Next Level stuff. This game is, like, from the future or something.

Hard to believe after 13 years, King of the Hill is going off the air. Here are ten reasons we're going to miss the show.

Quentin Tarantino is the king of cool. Here are his ten coolest characters, that you may not remember.

Before you pass judgement on the King of Pop, you might want to ask yourself: Which Michael Jackson Are You?

Finally, Martin Luther King's dream of having a furniture for both white and b lack people has become a reality.

Or maybe they're just crazy.

A documentary that could potentially be more nerdy and touching than King of Kong.

In theaters 5-16-08. The Pevensie siblings return to Narnia, where they are enlisted to once again help ward off an evil king and restore the rightful heir to the land's throne, Prince Caspian.

In theaters 4-11-08. Tom Ludlow is a veteran LAPD cop who finds life difficult to navigate after the death of his wife. When evidence implicates him in the execution of a fellow officer, he is forced to go up against the cop culture he's been a part of his entire career, ultimately leading him to question the loyalties of everyone around him.

It's good to be one.

Maybe I don't want to die... I am just going to call this number here and maybe someone will tell me how important and loved I am… oh… well…never mind.

King Fahd's fountain in Saudi Arabia shoots water higher than any other fountain in the world. Desert + lack of water = perfect place for water waste.

In theaters 2-29-08. Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson portray Anne and Mary Boleyn, sisters who compete for the affections of King Henry VIII (Eric Bana). What more could you ask for than a royal cat-fight, a beheading and 16th century costuming? Romance

Even their cats hate us for our freedom.

In theaters 10-19-07. A profile of Ian Curtis, the enigmatic singer of Joy Division whose personal, professional, and romantic troubles led him to commit suicide at the age of 23.

In theaters 1-25-08. Jerry inadvertently erases all of the videos in his friend's store. In order to keep the store's one loyal customer, an elderly lady with a tenuous grasp on reality, the pair re-create a long line of films including The Lion King, Rush Hour, Ghostbusters, When We Were Kings, Back to the Future, Driving Miss Daisy, and Robocop, putting themselves and their townspeople into it.

Let's see how much you know about the creepiest guy on the planet since David Guest!