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Philip Norris celebrates America’s independence by saluting all the reasons we totally kick ass.
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7/10/2007
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We did it. We caved in to your demands. Philip Norris has returned to the LG news desk and he has a year’s worth of stories to unleash his cranky fury on.
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6/29/2007
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This week K-Fed’s rap song leaks on the internet, Leonardo DiCaprio breaks up with Gisele, and Mohammad Ali comes face to face with the Angel of Death.
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11/4/2005
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This week a Star Trek cast member comes out of the closet, Stallone wants to do another Rambo, and there might be another crazy Jackson on the loose.
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10/28/2005
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This week Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston hook up, Bush and Bono have lunch together, Michael Jackson gets called for jury duty and other signs the world is a truly crunked-up place.
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10/21/2005
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Finally, Chewbacca becomes an American, TomKat has boring sex, Mary-Kate quits college, and other stuff we really can’t remember right now.
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10/14/2005
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Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
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10/7/2005
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Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
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9/30/2005
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Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
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9/23/2005
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Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
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9/16/2005