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This Child Is Clearly A Loser

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 17 2009, 10:28 AM

 

 

What the hell did this kid do in his past that warrants him being on an subway advertsment for losers?

Is he an alcoholic? Heroin Addict? Did he accidently shoot his pet dog? Did he push his grandma down the stairs? Hopefully he just murdered one of his Pokemon action figures or peed in his pants, because damn, this is just pretty sad all around.

(via Jennifer Favorite's Twitpic)

 

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Wacky Japanese Symbols

Wacky Japanese Symbols

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Halo 3 Korean Promo

Halo 3 Korean Promo

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Midget Michael Jackson

Midget Michael Jackson

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Subway Poledancing

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