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Laughter is Contagious

Laughter is Contagious

See it spread through this subway car.

 
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Laughter is Contagious

By: LG Staff
December 13 2011, 10:03 AM

See it spread through this subway car.

 

 
 
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Prodigy Cover

By: LG Staff
September 08 2011, 1:33 PM

Performed in a subway.

 

 


Just kidding! She's not fat at all! In fact, she's probably anorexic! Her name is Brooklyn Decker, and she's married to that tennis player Andy Roddick - that guy who looks like Stifler, who is that guy in American Pie who wants to bang your mom.

Some quick facts about Brooklyn, who we're thinking about stalking (because why not!).

-She's 22-years-old

-She's giving you major bone right now

-She's on Twitter - which means it's easy to find reasons why she might be really annoying. Like this reason:

But then we stop looking at her Twitter feed and stumble upon photos like this and realize that we can put up with annoying people, so long as they look like the hottest freaking girl in the world.

But then we remember we're not Andy Roddick, and we don't have six-pack abs and our name isn't something awesome like The Situation. We slowly realize we're totally never going to bang Brookly Decker. Then we cry. Then we go to Subway and order some fatass sandwich, not the healthy ones that Jared orders. Then we go home, cry some more while looking at ourself in the mirror and then turn on the computer to try and find naked pictures of Brooklyn Decker on the internet.

Eventually we end up like this:

Go ahead. Get your Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Issue fix right here.

 
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This Child Is Clearly A Loser

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 17 2009, 10:28 AM

 

 

What the hell did this kid do in his past that warrants him being on an subway advertsment for losers?

Is he an alcoholic? Heroin Addict? Did he accidently shoot his pet dog? Did he push his grandma down the stairs? Hopefully he just murdered one of his Pokemon action figures or peed in his pants, because damn, this is just pretty sad all around.

(via Jennifer Favorite's Twitpic)

 

Man Calls 911 On Subway

Man Calls 911 On Subway

The audio of a man calling 911 because Subway messed up his sandwich. Where was Jared during all this?

 

Wacky Japanese Symbols

Wacky Japanese Symbols

No it's not a comic strip of an alien taking over a body. These are actual cues of who to give your seat up to on the the subway.

 

Halo 3 Korean Promo

Halo 3 Korean Promo

To sell Halo3 in the states just give us violence. Korea went with Master Chief punching a dinosaur and dancing on the subway. Way to go Korea!

 

Midget Michael Jackson

Midget Michael Jackson

This little guy is waaay too good to be a lowly subway performer. Get this guy on Hollywood Boulevard, stat!

 

Subway Poledancing

Subway Poledancing

...But train seats are great for lap-dancing!

 

The Interview Game: Lollapolooza 2006

The Interview Game: Lollapolooza 2006

In this new interactive music game, we ask some of today’s most up-and-coming bands questions, and you have to guess their answers. The Go! Team, Subways, Editors, Dresden Dolls and Husky Rescue are only a sampling of the bands in this edition