I didn't even know WTF "ghost riding" *was* before I saw this. Now we know EXACTLY why it's so stupid.

Adventure is calling you. No wait… that’s your dad telling you to stop tying up the computer with this stupid game.

Jonny Lives invaded our studio and all we got was this stupid performance. Actually, it was the opposite of stupid. It was awesome. See them play "Outside."

Nature is full of beautiful color. Ignore it so you can play this stupid game.

Whoever said cheerleaders were stupid must have seen this video!

Salesman doesn’t know a horse from a butterfly.

These stupid museum-goers are actually afraid of a coat of arms!

Britney blasts out her second baby, The Pope blasts Islam and Madonna blasts off. Philip Norris knows it all – because he’s not a stupid woman.

A beautiful montage of stupid stunts. Watch this with cheese and wine and a hot date!

Now everyone will know you think “BOYZ R STUPID” even when the lights are out.

Why do fat kids always have to be the stupid ones?

What kind of asshat accidently throws away his World Cup Tickets? Are all Germans this stupid?

What’s with Tom Cruise naming his Scientology baby Suri? How about Gwyneth Paltrow’s baby, Moses? Why do celebrities insist on naming their babies such stupid names?

Can you tell the difference between stupid people and cupid? We could and that’s why we were able to make this game, stupid.

Okay, we get it. You love animals, especially flying rats. Katie, you look stupid.

Celebrities don’t think before they talk, and that’s why they always say stupid things. People call this Diarrhea of the Mouth, or as we call it -- Celebrity Diarrhea Mouth.

One of Paris Hilton’s stupid boyfriends crashed her Bently into a truck. See the dumbassery unfold!

Watch people's faces when they realize they're going to be a parent. Stupid heads.

It's LiquidGeneration's policy to expose the stupidity of hipsters. Wait a minute. We are hipsters. Damn it!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.