In case you haven't, make sure you check out our Twilight parody, Twilight Whispers. We showed this to a group of 14-year-old girls and they threatened to kill our famiies if we ever made fun of Edward and Bella again. But we told them not to worry. We're told them we were totally TEAM JACOB and they were like "OMG! US TOO!" and now we're all BFFs. See how this works? These people are stupid. Anyway, hope you enjoy the video and hopefully you won't have to hear about Twilight for at least another year, or until one of them takes off their shirt again. We hope next time it's Bella (wait, she's legal right?).

 

 

Why won't my parakeet...

Why won't my parakeet...

Proving once again that people are stupid and Google is awesome.

 

This Cat Might Be Stupid

This Cat Might Be Stupid

Look, we love cats just as much as the next person (lie!), but this just makes us happy to have a bigger brain than this little guy.

 

American Idol's Bikini Girl Is Hottish

American Idol's Bikini Girl Is Hottish

Yeah, Bikini Girl is hottish. She'd be just plain "hot" if we never saw her on American Idol and didn't know she was so stupid.

 

The Ultimate Harry Potter Personality Quiz

The Ultimate Harry Potter Personality Quiz

Come on, there’s a lot more in your head than some stupid magic hat can see. Skip the sorting ceremony and take LG’s Ultimate Harry Potter Personality Quiz!

 

Paris Hilton Looks Good in Dubai

Paris Hilton Looks Good in Dubai

Is Paris Hilton ever going to get fat and sloppy? Maybe she's not even human, and will forever stay young and hot and kind of stupid. We hope. Those are amazing traits.

 

10 Craziest Celebrity Trainwrecks

10 Craziest Celebrity Trainwrecks

Here are some of the craziest celebrity trainwrecks caught on video. Thank goodness for stupid celebs + technology.

 

Cat In A Box

Cat In A Box

This is why we can't tell if cat's are really smaller than dogs. I mean, this is just stupid.

 

Bikini Girl: Before and After

Bikini Girl: Before and After

Normally we're against breast implants. But Bikini Girl's new boobs make her face look a lot less stupid, so we approve!

 

10 Celebrities Caught on Tape with Drugs

10 Celebrities Caught on Tape with Drugs

Paris Hilton, Amy Winehouse, Lindsay Lohan and the other celebrities stupid enough to be filmed taking drugs.

 

Kim Kardashian Is Sun Burnt

Kim Kardashian Is Sun Burnt

Celebrities! They're just like us - stupid sometimes! Here's a recent pic of Kim. She says she fell asleep in the sun with giant glasses on. LOLs.

 

Soccer Fan Dry Humps Reporter

Soccer Fan Dry Humps Reporter

Wow. We thought all soccer fans were stupid. Apparently not!

 

Dog Sleepwalks Into Wall

Dog Sleepwalks Into Wall

We'd like to call this dog "stupid" but he's too adorable. Instead we'll just call him retarded.

 

WYR: Stupid Cupid

WYR: Stupid Cupid

Don’t have a girl this Valentine’s Day? Then you should make a date with Who’d You Rather! And then kill yourself 'cause you’re pretty sad.

 

Redneck Smoke Detector

Redneck Smoke Detector

You get it? They're rednecks and they're stupid?

 

Guess The Ugly Celebrity Kid

Guess The Ugly Celebrity Kid

If you get too famous, God curses you with ugly, stupid children. See if you can tell which celebrity parent gave life to this repulsive boy or girl.

 

Sarah Palin Really Might Be That Stupid

Sarah Palin Really Might Be That Stupid

She's wearing a scarf with donkeys on it. A Donkey is a sign of the Democratic Party. We really can't be witty about something like this.

 

Post-Preggers Jessica Alba Wears A Bikini

Post-Preggers Jessica Alba Wears A Bikini

Well, she didn't become a fatass after giving birth. But she is wearing a stupid hat.

 
 

Born Slippy

Born Slippy

At first you may think this is idiotic, but I guarantee when it ends you will watch it again! Yeah, it's that stupid.

 

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