For some reason a box of Sprinkles Cupcakes, Mrs. Fields Cookies, and some leftover Halloween cookies were sitting on an empty desk inside LG Headquarters. So was a bottle of the weightloss drug Zantrex (we have no idea how that got there...perhaps somebody is sending us a message? Collectively, the company only weights 50000 billion pounds so I don't what that message can be). Anyway, thought we'd open up an LG store to give some of this stuff away (except the Zantrex!). If you'd like any of these things please let us know. Or if you have any other questions or complaints. Our email talkback@liquidgeneration.com!
If God was so smart, why did he design male genetalia to be 1) as low as it is and 2) totally unprotected. He gave turtles a hardshell and that animal is just about useless if you ask me. Humans created space shuttles, heavy metal music and Maury Povich. They should be protected, especially the itsty bitsy parts of them that makes babies. Such poor design decisions, God. If Steve Jobs was your boss you'd be totally fired.
Today, as Nancy Pelosi was walking somewhere and being important, a reporter following her totally crashed his balls into something that was not a Femaie Baby Incubator. Here's that video, and some others featuring guys who might not be able to get an erection anymore.
Reporter takes a dive. Woops.
We feel that the Japanese dudes featured in this video actually LOVE being hit in the crotch.
This guy's balls actually flew up through his stomach and out of his mouth, but you can't see it due to YouTube's crappy video quality.
Finally, these guys are true friends.
Panic Face King
The Japanese are really into some Next Level stuff. This game is, like, from the future or something.
Jon & Kate Plus 8 Interactive Room
Now that Jon and Kate are officially getting divorced, we have been invited into their house to mess around with their stuff and find out what secrets lurk in their living room!
Crazy Animal Rights Commercial
If you're trying to get our attention, Crazy Animal Rights Group We've Never Heard Of, then it worked.
Kim Kardashian Drinks Stuff
We don't care if this is just an obvious ad for Pepsi. This is a photo of Kim Kardashian and we're required to post every picture of her.
Super Psycho Sudoku: Volume 2
Sudoku is the puzzle game that everyone’s playing, but not the LiquidGeneration way. Our version of Sudoku is played the same way as the original game, but with cute, furry animals and killer dance music. This ain’t your grandma’s Sudoku!
What's Your Sexual Fetish?
Are you into feet? Stuffed animals? Monkeys? Well take this quiz and we'll tell you what your sexual fetish is!
Why Is Zac Efron's Head So Damn Big?
1) Why the hell would anyone buy a magazine with Zac Efron on the cover? 2) Why would anybody buy GQ if this is the stuff they're gonna put on covers? And 3) You clicked on a picture of Zac Efron and that means you're gay.
How Not To Stuff A Bear
Why do people have to sexualize things like the simple art of stuffing a bear's ass full of fluff?
Movie Poster Game: 45: Anime
Buy your tickets, get your candy, turn off your cellphones and stuff your face full of popping corn. It’s time to play the Movie Poster Game!
Tom Cruise Tries To Fix It All With Bears
Not even a stuff bear will make Suri happy about having Tom Cruise as a father.
Whoose Celebrity Sideboob? 3
The side of the boob is the best part of the boob if you ask the LG BoobGame Makers. They know their stuff.
Lame Skyscraper Demolition
If your options are dynamite and something else, always choose dynamite. It blows stuff up.
Lindsay Lohan Shows Us Her Stuff At MTV Awards
Lindsay, we've already seen your crotch. Let's see your boobs! Oh wait, we've already seen those, too.
Mommy Stuff
We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.
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