These are some mind-blowing animal noises.

Can you tell which is real and which are stuffed animals?

Spends nights stealing stuff.

Making music with two 5 1/4” floppy drives, two 3 1/2” diskette drives and some other stuff.

Such a simpler time, before the ASPCA and PETA convinced everyone that messing with animals was wrong.

Listen to their rendition of 'Jingle Bells.'

Like all people who don't consult the Bible to solve practical problems, I'm at war with Christmas. I wish people "Happy Holidays" , promote the idea of Santa Claus in order to deflect attention away from the role of the Christ-child, and accentuate the pagan elements of the celebration in favor of the Christian ones, which are in extreme danger with our country maintaining a paltry incidence of Christians at a mere 76%. And why wouldn't I? I stand to gain so much from the effort, I really can't afford not to. But we need a shot in the arm. So I'm mining the great war-mongers of the past for material. What do say, Genghis? How would you attack Christmas?

Genghis Khan: Well, first I'd find a few stores that feature religiously neutral decorations, like holly, wreaths, and maybe even some Kwanzaa stuff, because they'd clearly be part of the war effort. I'd absorb them into my army and ride to a store that has the nerve to wish people "Merry Christmas" when they check out. While riding we'd drag yule logs behind our horses to kick up extra dust and give the appearance of greater numbers. When I arrived at the store, let's say it's a Wal-Mart in Texas, I'd explain to the manager that he can either surrender, or everyone in the store can be killed. Then I'd camp out that night, instructing my soldiers to each light 3 Christmas trees apiece instead of just one, again to give the impression of greater numbers. We'd probably light a few Menorahs as well, just to show how at war with Christmas we really are. Naturally, there would be no praying.

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I wonder if penguins are nice animals? Because I always wanna hug them, with their little tuxedos.

Good British humor from ‘Walk On The Wild Side' show.

Great compilation about doing the usual stuff in a faster way.

Some of these chicks were messed up in some serious stuff.