Life's challenging enough. We help by putting together the ten hottest actresses to take a turn on the pole and play a stripper.

We really don't know why strippers are allowed to have kids if they can't match their shoes.

It's like a sexy snuff film.

Coca-Cola, stars & stripes bikini, and stripper heels, that is a presidential platform we support!

The election season is heating up. Make sure you get out and vote for the candidate who will give you the most sexy time.

This man is the fastest stripper in the world! He is NOT the most attractive stripper in the world.

According to sources on the set of her latest music video, Britney Spears was so emotionally distressed that she demanded all the extras leave the stage while she attempted to pole dance. Let us pray that poor pole was heavily disinfected… scratch that - just burn it.

Nando's is a restaurant chain in Australia that features a spicy chili called Peri-Peri. Apparently Aussies think it's a good idea to humorously promote their "addictive" food with a stripper and a "replacement" patch for when you can't get to the 'strant.

America's Next Top Stripper is more like it!

When you're playing a stripper in a movie, you gotta do your homework. Lindsay Lohan seen leaving a stripper dance class in LA.

Crüe drummer Tommy Lee has a girlfriend, and the only question left to ask is: What back alley did he meet her in?

Frances Bean is currently going through that awkward teen phase, where should could end up beautiful like her father, or a bloated stripper-turned-celebrity-turned-tragedy like her mother. Only time will tell.

Britney switched outfits with a stripper one night at the club! She liked the dancer's bikini so much, she wanted to wear it for herself!

For just singles a day you can make a difference in these girls' lives. Won't you sponsor a stripper today?

This was actually a Puma ad. The kid just likes Puma.