Nando's is a restaurant chain in Australia that features a spicy chili called Peri-Peri. Apparently Aussies think it's a good idea to humorously promote their "addictive" food with a stripper and a "replacement" patch for when you can't get to the 'strant.

This clever ad for pole dance classes can be seen on bus stop poles all over British Columbia.

America's Next Top Stripper is more like it!

Lindsay pole-dances in her new movie, "I Know Who Killed Me." We've got the exclusive, SEXY footage.

When you're playing a stripper in a movie, you gotta do your homework. Lindsay Lohan seen leaving a stripper dance class in LA.

Crüe drummer Tommy Lee has a girlfriend, and the only question left to ask is: What back alley did he meet her in?

Frances Bean is currently going through that awkward teen phase, where should could end up beautiful like her father, or a bloated stripper-turned-celebrity-turned-tragedy like her mother. Only time will tell.

Britney switched outfits with a stripper one night at the club! She liked the dancer's bikini so much, she wanted to wear it for herself!

Nicole got into an accident on the set of a movie she's filming in Los Angeles. The truck towing the Jag she was in took a turn too wide – and slipped on the slippery pavement, hitting a pole.

It’s the hottest and sweatiest new game on the market featuring sexy pole dancing! Check it out!

This USB desktop pole dancer makes computing sexy again!

For just singles a day you can make a difference in these girls' lives. Won't you sponsor a stripper today?

You're sexy. Check. You've got hot dancing skills. Check. You're at some sort of outdoor pole-dance competition. Check. And you just lotioned your hands up -- OH NOOOOOOO!

I don't know what the inset crouching shot is for, but I also don't know why anyone would make a size 52 latex outfit like this.

This was actually a Puma ad. The kid just likes Puma.

No, Kate Moss did not snort a boatload of blow before filming this White Stripes music video. Or so we'd like to think.

You can either stick your tongue to a pole, or take this quiz about that holiday movie classic A Christmas Story.