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The Burn, 12/15/10

By: Satan
December 15 2010, 3:12 PM

As some of you may have guessed, my thoughts on Christmas are a little conflicted. It's not like I have a vendetta against it like some people think. I mean, good for them. They managed to co-opt the solstice celebration. I'm not crazy about it, but it's not like I don't put up a tree and a few wreaths.

The thing that drives me nuts is the Santa Claus thing. Namely the notion that I invented Santa Claus to take the spotlight off Jesus during his birthday. Some say his name is "Santa" because it's just "Satan" with the "N" placed in front of the "T". I feel slightly insulted by the notion that I can turn into a serpent on a whim and tempt Eve out of paradise, but that when concocting a campaign to influence every Christian child in the world for hundreds of years I would just spell my name with a few letters switched around.

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Dudes Aren't Supposed To Strip

By: LG Staff
January 25 2010, 3:41 PM


Wait for it and look closely. Delicious.

 

 

Strip Show Fail

Strip Show Fail

When you run out of toilet paper make sure to wear black underware.

 
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Staring At These Breasts Will Make You Live Longer

By: Slippy Jenkins
December 11 2009, 8:32 AM

 

According to the Germans - and we know they're always right - if you stare at boobs you'll live longer. From the MedGuru:

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

This is probably the greatest news I've ever heard in my live. I hate going to the gym, and I'm assuming most of you do as well. I'm also going to go broke, because I imagine the strip club I'm going to after work will be a lot more expensive than my local gym. Unless this is all covered by Obama's new Healthcare plan.

(via theMedGuru)

 
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This Couple Wants You To Buy Their Porn

By: LG Staff
December 02 2009, 3:20 PM

 

Ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon this sweaty, balding dude and his frumpy, snaggle-toothed wife. They are going to make a porno together. From the UK Sun:

Lisa Brand and Tommy Barnes have earned £1,300 from three X-rated movies and plan to make four more to raise cash for a beach ceremony in Cancun, Mexico, next June.

The pair, who have four children, have played a photographer and lingerie model who strip for a romp, and also appeared in a threesome.

Lisa, 34, even dripped hot wax on Tommy's chest at a motorway service station hotel to recreate a scene from Madonna's 1993 movie Body of Evidence.

She also spanked him with a paddle. She said: "I was laughing my head off.

"I have told my mum and most of my friends. They understand. It's always been our dream to have a fairytale wedding."

         Tommy, 36, added at Macclesfield, Cheshire: "It's our five minutes of fame - something to look back on whe we're older. It has brought us closer together."

Yeah, Tommy. Five minutes of fame and LETTING THE WHOLE WORLD KNOW that your wife is in desperate need of some teeth whitening and Invisalign. REAL SMART.

 

 
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Give A Toy, Get A Lapdance

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 30 2009, 10:52 AM

We wonder if you bring a cooler gift to the strip club - say, a werewolf lighter -- do get better (read = more naked) time in the champagne room? Only one way to find out!

 

German Teacher Strips for Students

German Teacher Strips for Students

Here's a German teacher stripping for some of her high school students. She should be promoted, not fired.

 

I Love You, Hayden Panettiere

I Love You, Hayden Panettiere

Hayden Panettiere strips out of her graduation gown on the set of I Love You, Beth Cooper.

 

Wacky Japanese Symbols

Wacky Japanese Symbols

No it's not a comic strip of an alien taking over a body. These are actual cues of who to give your seat up to on the the subway.

 

Oliver Future-The Reclamation

Oliver Future-The Reclamation

Oliver Future came by the illustrious LG studios to play us some stripped down versions of tunes from their latest record Pax Futura.

 

Division Day-Reversable

Division Day-Reversable

Rohner from Division Day dropped by the studio with a vintage keyboard he borrowed from a friend and proceeded to play some super stripped out versions of tracks from Division Day’s Beartrap Island record.

 

Scissors for Lefty - Ghetto Ways

Scissors for Lefty - Ghetto Ways

Scissors For Lefty came by the studio and played us a stripped down version of their hit song “Ghetto Ways.” We dare you to try and get it out of your head. You will fail.

 

Huge Freakish Tongue

Huge Freakish Tongue

In a dark corner of a strip bar somewhere, Gene Simmons is eating his heart out.

 

Carmen Electra Strips

Carmen Electra Strips

Carmen just loves getting down to her skivvies for her fans!

 

Live at LG: Let's Go Sailing - Sideways

Live at LG: Let's Go Sailing - Sideways

If you’re saying to yourself right now: “Self, I know I’ve heard this song before but can’t remember where,” chances are you watch a little program called Grey’s Anatomy. Let’s Go Sailing have become a staple on the show with not one or two but three songs receiving placement in those super dramatic almost laughable scenes. I don’t know about the show, but the band is great as evidenced by their stripped down version of the soon to be huge song “Sideways.” Good stuff!

 

Live at LG: Western States Motel - Powerlines

Live at LG: Western States Motel - Powerlines

Western States Motel are from Los Angeles, CA and have a sound reminiscent of early Shins, especially when they stripped it down for us live at Liquid Generation. When they are huge remember where you heard them first!

 

Eliza Dushku's Strip Scene

Eliza Dushku's Strip Scene

I didn't bother to researcch what movie this is from. I feel pretty confident that this is the only scene worth watching.

 

Live at LG: Autodrone - Panic

Live at LG: Autodrone - Panic

Short textAutodrone are a four-piece from New York who usually play with much louder guitars, but were willing to come by our studios and strip it down for us. The result was a much different sound than that found on their debut record, Panic.

 

Live at LG: Kristoffer Ragnstam - Delicious

Live at LG: Kristoffer Ragnstam - Delicious

Kristoffer Ragnstam brought his soulful rock all the way from Sweden to the Liquid Generation studios and did a stripped down electric version of the track “Delicious”…it was.

 

Britney Landing Strip

Britney Landing Strip

Well seriously, does she not care that this guy's pulling down her pants? Weird.