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Little Rock, Arkansas
– When Michelle Duggar’s vagina overheard a conversation about a “due date” for “Number 19, Jesus-Jaylyn”, the vagina, known locally as “Stretch” reportedly suffered a massive panic attack.

This is the eighteenth known attack the vagina has suffered, and sources close to situation say the vagina was seen being carried away on a stretcher screaming expletives at Mr. Duggar. The source went on to say that the vagina was so agitated that it most certainly would have been waving its arms in the air, if it had been able to grow arms.

When contacted, a hospital representative would only say that the vagina was resting comfortably after being denied a transfer to a different body.

 

10 Stars of Celebrity Sex Tapes

10 Stars of Celebrity Sex Tapes

A moment of silence, please, as we honor Pam Anderson and the celebrities who followed in her (stretched out) footsteps with this tribute to celebrity sex tapes.

 

The Heigl Stretch

The Heigl Stretch

Is she forming three chins there? Yes she is but that's how you get the big cannons. Only way to stay skinny and have big boobs is to get implants, which isn't a bad idea Dr. Stevens.

 

Ashton Kutcher Destroys Souls

Ashton Kutcher Destroys Souls

When asked "How much do you think we hate you?", Ashton stretched his arms and replied "This much."

 

Apocalypse Now

Apocalypse Now

Known as the Highway of Death, this stretch of land in Iraq is a reminder of the wonders of war in such a civilized time.

 

Hot Fat Lady Dances

Hot Fat Lady Dances

This sexy vixen shows us the value of a well placed morning stretch. And how to hide an entire army of pies under your dunlap.

 

Stretch Corvette

Stretch Corvette

When the stretch Limo Corvette showed up in front of Paul's house, he knew for certain that Prom '88 would best the BEST PROM EVER!!!