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Lady Who Cooks Ham Hit In The Face With Ham

By: LG Staff
November 23 2009, 3:09 PM

 

Cook and talk show host Paula Deen (OUR MOTHER LOVES YOU FOR MAKING OUR WHOLE FAMILY FAT, PAULA!!) was recently assualted by a flying ham. We hate it when that happens. We were once walking through the super market and a box of Twinkies just landed in our mouth and went straight to our hips. Swear to God!

 

 

 

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