They can report death totals from war and brutal rape homicides with a straight face but zombies are more than a news anchor can handle.

It always happens a couple times a year: for a week straight Tara Reid makes the paparazzi take photos of her in a bikini, and for a week straight we laugh at her stomach.

Frankly, we enjoy the days when we played a game for 9 months straight and were treated with 8bit crap.

The latest game show imported straight from Japan - Banzai! Featuring superstar Yoshi!

Elena Dementieva was defeated today at Wimbledon in straight sets by one half of the Muscular Sisters. Thus eliminating all of the hot and our interest in tennis.

Maria Sharapova exited the Wimbledon 2008 tournament either for losing in straight sets today or for wearing a weird tuxedo outfit that wasn't revealing enough.

Jelena Jankovic won Tuesday in straight sets, 6-3, 6-2. Jelena is the 2 seed in the tournament but she's #1 in our hearts with that skirt.

Ana Ivanovic defeated Rossana De los rios in straight sets 6-1, 6-2. She also looks nice in a sports bra. That's called win, win ladies and gentlemen.

As the Lohan Lezbo Watch 2008 continues, this shot from an upcoming direct to DVD movie proves two things: 1) Lohan still can't act 2) Lohan doesn't like dudes anymore.

Richard Simmons is always in character. God Bless his family.

The perfect way to turn any gay man straight. I welcome, this guy.

Deer's have given up the forest and moved straight to the suburbs. You best accept it.

Don't worry everyone, that's biofuel she is using. The Earth will be fine.

Here's a preview of the DVD packaging for Borat! Looks likes it's straight off the black market!

Santa Clause returns this year with a slightly different image – not he's straight gangster! Looks like Christmas at Tony Soprano's house!

"How to tell if you have gay hands." I always thought my manicure was the dead giveaway.

Getting straight answers about your car insurance rates can be very hard. Especially when you have a huge penis.

Spin the reel, pick a letter and try to solve the puzzle. This edition features beer, beer guts, beer bongs, or just straight alcoholism.

Watch those Queer Eye guys sing a gay old version of 50 Cent's PIMP.