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If you're in the market for a cheap but entertaining DJ for your wedding, be sure to give this guy a call. He is an internet hero right now.
Because we're curious bastards, we noticed the Stardust Entertainment sign on the DJ's podium, so we paid their website a little visit. This is what it had to say:
Basically, they are such little liars, beause anyone who would use Comic Sans on their website is totally into booby slapping. Everyone knows that.
Digging deeper and deeper into M Magazine, it didn't take me long to discover that I wasn't as out of touch as I had initially thought. On page 13, not only did I find out that Taylor and Taylor are both a little unsure about dating someone named Taylor, but I also found out that M Magazine readers are interested in being in the last Twilight movie, something I had blogged about 4-5 months ago.
M Magazine doesn't just pose the question though, they answer it.
"Can you be in the last Twilight movie?"
M Magazine's answer? "Yes."
I immediately started taking their advice. I went to ExploreTalent.com. Though there were no actual casting call listings for Twilight: Breaking Dawn, and it seems like a sight completely based on exploiting dreams to identify a certain marketing demographic, I signed up. I also started reading Breaking Dawn for the 9th time, as suggested, and I started really trying to be myself, as suggested.
One of their pieces of advice did seem to be a little bit of a no-brainer: "Try not to act super-duper bubbly or overly eager."
Duh! The only super-duper bubbly vampire in the Twilight series is Alice. Do I look like Alice?
Okay, maybe just a little bit... in the eyes... and breasts.
Chuck McCarthy is the mastermind behind IdeasByChuck.com, where he gives away great ideas in the hopes that you turn them into reality and remember to send him a small percentage of your profits. He Twitters here and Tumbls here. Chuck will be guest blogging for LiquidGeneration the next couple weeks!
Cook and talk show host Paula Deen (OUR MOTHER LOVES YOU FOR MAKING OUR WHOLE FAMILY FAT, PAULA!!) was recently assualted by a flying ham. We hate it when that happens. We were once walking through the super market and a box of Twinkies just landed in our mouth and went straight to our hips. Swear to God!
Nnnnnoooooo! My Imaginary Money!
If you're going to lose money in the stock market, it helps to make your hands look as deadly as possible.
Born To Vista
Springsteen, a champion of the underdog, now actually makes sense as an icon of Microsoft's dwindling market share.
Drugs Are Bad For Your Heath
Heath Ledger, 28, died today either from a drug overdose or an increasingly insane viral marketing campaign for the upcoming Batman movie.
Flux Capacitor On Sale!
The Dalorean is coming back on the market and who wouldn’t want to outfit their new car with a Flux Capacitor!? Oh yeah, us poor people.
Please Die
This funeral ad beckons you to step closer, only to fall to your death. Downside, well death. Upside? Sky rocketing profits in the casket market!
A German Star Wars Moment
This is funny to Germans as a re-dub of the Death Star Conference Room arguing about marketing. It’s funny to us because it sounds funny.
Flea Market Guy Returns
The man who rapped "its just like a mini-mall" almost as many times as Tay bellowed "Chocolate Rain", is back with a new video.
Kathy Griffin Helps Adobe Stock Rise
In what can only be described as a Photoshop miracle, the staff at Steppin Out made Griffin look… well sexy. We are assuming a super computer, unavailable to the general public, was used to manage the massive amount of digital paint needed to accomplish this feat!
What Causes Racecar Crashes
This video finally reveals what is to blame for most NASCAR, stock car, etc., racing car crashes.
Borat DVD Packaging
Here's a preview of the DVD packaging for Borat! Looks likes it's straight off the black market!
Cameron Diaz in a Foreign Commercial
Cameron Diaz did a foreign-market commercial. What a traitor. Slut.
Flea Market Rap
Apparently, a 2-minute-long repetitive rap about how this flea market is just like a mini-mall is what drives folks in Mongomery, Alabama, to shop there.
Booth Babes 7: Pole Dance Dance Revolution
It’s the hottest and sweatiest new game on the market featuring sexy pole dancing! Check it out!
Whoose Boobs: Stocking Stuffer Boobs
There's only a few more days left till Christmas, do you know where your boobs are?
Grand Theft Mario
Nintendo and RockStar Games join forces as Rocktendo to create a new line of games. I hear their stock prices rising!