Ok, all jokes aside… who wants to stick it in?

Candy Flavored sex toys are nothing new, but this is the first time you can stick candy corn up your corn hole.

Prison is a lot like school; you hang with your buddies, have recess, and eat crappy food. The upside is the food is better; the downside is the corndogs have no sticks.

What kind of coach would stick his hands down your shorts during a team picture!? … and where would one go to sign up for such a team?

This Fourth of July, remember NOT to place your quarter sticks of dynamite under your water melons. 'Cause den de'll blowd up.

Stick figure animations are the best! Simple, to-the-point, and adorably bloody!!

Sarah Silverman gave the Hilton heiress a good grilling last night at the MTV Movie Awards... Paris was hardly spared, and her face totally shows it! God, I want to hump you, Sarah!

Call us cruel, but we love it when some jackass is screwing around and gets the short end of fate's stick. Especially when they're dumb white kids from the 'burbs and they're screwing around in their buddy's crappy Accord.

At a conservative political conference, the world's biggest tranny bitch, Ann Coulter, called John Edwards a bundle of sticks. The Fox network doesn't even care.

Watch in amazement as this Flash stick figure attacks the user's cursor! Pwned!

I hear they taste… like chicken.

The various stages of acceptance when stuck in quicksand. We love Robot Chicken!

Oh those hilarious soldiers! Catch them this Friday at the Funnybone Comedy Club in Rotterdam, NY!

With the winter season creeping up on us, we'd like to warn you what NOT to do when your car gets stuck in the snow.

The funny thing is: This look is so much more sexy than the girls who have their thongs ALWAYS sticking out of their buisness.

Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid and Jessica Simpson are not just a bunch of sluts – they’re a bunch of sluts on popsicle sticks! In this episode, watch them as they’re about to die in an elevator!

This week Dick Cheney shoots a man, TomKat almost breaks up, and Kid Rock and Scott Stapp touch magic sticks. Disgusting, weird and newsworthy.

Sure, let's just stick our hand in our babies ass and pull out a candy bar.

You can either stick your tongue to a pole, or take this quiz about that holiday movie classic A Christmas Story.