If God was so smart, why did he design male genetalia to be 1) as low as it is and 2) totally unprotected. He gave turtles a hardshell and that animal is just about useless if you ask me. Humans created space shuttles, heavy metal music and Maury Povich. They should be protected, especially the itsty bitsy parts of them that makes babies. Such poor design decisions, God. If Steve Jobs was your boss you'd be totally fired.
Today, as Nancy Pelosi was walking somewhere and being important, a reporter following her totally crashed his balls into something that was not a Femaie Baby Incubator. Here's that video, and some others featuring guys who might not be able to get an erection anymore.
Reporter takes a dive. Woops.
We feel that the Japanese dudes featured in this video actually LOVE being hit in the crotch.
This guy's balls actually flew up through his stomach and out of his mouth, but you can't see it due to YouTube's crappy video quality.
Finally, these guys are true friends.
Thinspiration: Steve Martin
Nothing helps you lose weight faster than looking at pictures of celebrities in the best and worst moments.
Steve-O Loves Juggling Drugs
This is sad, maybe MTV can figure out a way to capitalize on getting him some help.
iGasm
iGasm, a new iPod-powered vibrator, is pissing off Apple because its advertisements blatantly rip of the iPod brand. Maybe Steve Jobs would be less pissy if he got a little vibe-action in his life.
Lindsay Hangs with Steve-O
Lindsay Lohan was seen leaving Teddy's Tuesday night – with Steve-o in her back seat! Where's the afterparty, kiddies?
Steve-O's Balls in Cement
Steve-O celebrated the release of a new movie by making an impression of his family jewels in some wet cement. Personally, I like jewels with a liitle more karats, if you catch my drift.
Steve Irwin Loved Everything
You know how bad you felt about Steve Irwin dying? Well prepare to feel a lot worse.
Steve-O Loves To Drink
Jackass Steve O made an appearance on Adam Corolla's show. BTW, he was blitzed-to-the-tits wasted and had to be escorted off the set.
The Angry Leprechaun Interviews the Cast of Jackass!
Your favorite drunken leprechaun scored an interview with the cast of Jackass Number Two! Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, Chris Pointus, Jeff Tremaine – the whole crew (okay, four of them)! Watch the interview, then go see the movie on September 22!
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