Don't Tailgate This Dude!
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At first this struck us as typical You Tube completely obnoxious self indulgence... but it's actually pretty hilarious. And it really sounds like Dub Step! The beat spittin (literally) gentleman behind it all is one Thomas Middleditch.
The owner decided to spend his/ her time training their bird to do this. Sigh, Dub Step listeners...
... and smokes out of it! The idea was to calm the hyper kitty down. The cat was promptly removed from the owner's "care". TLC thru THC? Any stoner knows, all one has to do is exhale their bong hit into their kitty's cute lil face to get them lit. This dude added a totally unnecessary (and seriously f-ed up step!) PLUS, it can't be too good for you to smoke cat juice...
We're not even sure if this is a kid or a little man, regardless, he's got all the right moves and none of the shame to hold him back. Like a car crash, you can't turn away. Enjoy!
With these simple steps.
One step closer to a hoverboard.
Well, it's happened again. You've blasted through another year and suddenly it's Thanksgiving again. We do a big Thanksgiving down here. It's a good holiday for a diverse crowd, since it's secular and you don't really need to explain much, even to people who have never heard of it. Have a big feast, open a few bottles of wine. Everybody "gets it". And holidays that center around cooking are big in Hell, since heat is easy to come by in a lake of fire that burns hotter than the hottest earthly flame.
I'm hosting this year like I always do. It used to be a real treat for everyone to come to my place, since I lived in the most exclusive neighborhood in all of Hell. Guests would make jokes like "What's the cover charge going to be?" But while my neighborhood was nice when I moved in, it's pretty shitty now. One of the hazards of eternity, I guess, unless you want to move every hundred years. Now the place is really run down and all the businesses have left. I knew we'd hit the skids when I drove by a Souplantation with my neighbor Ron and he said, without irony, "It would be really cool if we could get one of those". It's come to that. Now people make jokes like "Yeah, we'll be there, just let me get my flak jacket out of the attic".
We have no proof, but the proof is in the pudding that is her crusty face and terrible weave, right (did this sentance even make sense?)? Whitney Houston looks like she's smoking the crack again! And who is that man standing next to her? Did he step out of a Run-DMC video or something. Sick hat, G!
(photo via Splashnews.com)
Since it's premiere, MTV's "Jersey Shore" has received a staggering amount of criticism from the New Jersey Italian American Legislative Council. Caucus Chairman Joseph "Joey Ravioli" Vitale said the "wildly offensive" show promotes derogatory ethnic stereotypes. And in a letter to Viacom, MTV's parent company, Joey Ravioli demanded that the show be cancelled, and in exchange, he would "send you's some meatballs and Grigio."
Perhaps he should have sent an oaky Chard, because "Jersey Shore" remains on the air. And personally, I think MTV has some freshly waxed balls for keeping Mike's freshly waxed situation around. But more importantly, in the hysteria surrounding the casts' love of offensively smearing ricotta on each other's wife beaters and then licking it off (rather, it should be licked off and then spit into an al dente shell), the media hasn't even bothered to report on the most positive aspect of the show:
The young women of the cast.
For far too long, MTV reality series have focused on drunk, slutty women with perfectly-proportioned, unattainable body types, so it's nice to finally see MTV choosing drunk, slutty women with far sloppier body types easily attained by the second semester of freshmen year. The big-boned women, Angelina, Jenni "J-Woww", Nicole "Snooki", and Sammi "Sweetheart" clearly have healthy appetites and spend most of their time consuming New Jersey's four basic food groups: Everclear, cranberry juice, ice, and calzones.
And instead of obsessively exercising on the treadmill for hours at a time, these all-natural ladies are showing girls everywhere that there are far safer more interactive ways to burn those unwanted ice calories off. Like spending time in the Jacuzzi, for instance. Simultaneously chugging vodka, removing your bra, and manually stimulating a situation, all while sitting in oppressive heat, offer a superb cardio session. And though not scientifically proven, it may also help you take a punch.
So step off, detractors, and give this show the friggin' respect it deserves, and don't trim the fat.
(Note: While Prongs has never actually watched "Jersey Shore", she did grow up in New Jersey, so any assumptions made above are not assumptions, but actual fact. Peace & Meatballs, Audi 5000.)
There's a lot to be thankful for this year: the sun is still rising, the birds are still chirping and Lindsay Lohan is still with us. Let's all say a prayer for her and to many more years of her drug-fueled anorexic presence.
Put your controller down and step up to the keyboard, if you think you know anything about video games. We’ll give you clues, and you guess the game title. It’s the next gen console of trivia games, and it won’t cost you 500 dollars to play.
Philip Norris walks you through his five step plan on how to save on the Holidays during the recession. Look out Martha Stewart!
Join Lindsay as she sings about her disastrous attempt at drying out, to the tune of a beloved Christmas classic.
Do you know how to carve a pumpkin like a pro? Well here's a step-by-step guide in case you forgot.
For all you ladies with Maverick fantasies, this is why he was cast, pilots are tiny.
In theaters 7-25-08. Two spoiled guys (Ferrell and Reilly) become competitive stepbrothers after their single parents get hitched.
Take a step back in time when Run wasn't preaching on reality TV, back to a time when all he wanted was Mom's macaroni and cheese.
That's one small step for sticky man; one giant leap for sticky mankind.