So, yeah, this is a thing, human mattress dominos. And China just kicked America's arse and stole the world record. So, let's get on this people. This is a rally call.

Nicely done, mister, nicely done! The cops didn't even realize their car was missing until 911 calls started coming in about a cop car driving erratically. He escaped despite shots fired. Last we checked he was still on the run. Wonder how he finally got those handcuffs off...

Teen girl robs bank, steals car then post a video on the You Tube the next day bragging about it... to the soundtrack of Green Day. Not only does she title the video "Chick Bank Robber", but she fails to recognize that all the signs she writes and holds up are backwards, and when she can't find her pen she resorts to hand signals. Must be lazy due to all the weed she smokes (also on the video), although some how she did have the foresight to add sub titles. She was promptly arrested. We REALLY wonder what she thought was gonna happen... (This video's long but we wanted to share every last stupid move with you)

Steals his dinner.

Apparently the groove struck him.

The wrong way.

With chopsticks.

Kinda steals the show.

Steals the foul ball from a little girl.

From a hacker.

Spends nights stealing stuff.

Moral of the story, don't steal your neighbors snow shovel.