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This Adorable Fatass Can't Get Up

This Adorable Fatass Can't Get Up

Cuttiepie should really go to the gym or starve himself.

 

Jenna Jameson In A Cake

Jenna Jameson In A Cake

Most people will make a joke about how she "needs a piece of that cake", we'll go instead with "Porn retirement never tasted so sweet". We respect her right to starve.

 

God has a shiny home

God has a shiny home

A stainless steal temple is important for all true believers. Nothing says "God loves you", like an expensive temple built in a village in which most the people starve to death.

 

Paris Is Starving For Nachos

Paris Is Starving For Nachos

This week Dubya’s poll numbers are in the toilet, Lindsay Lohan wants to get married, Paris’ boytoy crashes a Bentley, and more celeb debauchery.