Kanye West Torture Chamber

Kanye West Torture Chamber

Kanye West is a musical douchebag genius, and he's also the star of this new Torture Chamber where he gets the crap beat out of him.

 
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Who Has The Best CGI/Animated Chesticles?

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 12 2009, 12:18 PM

In this month's Playboy Magazine, supernerd James Cameron said he designed his female Avatar aliens with breasts, even though they're not placental mammals (don't worry, we have no idea what that means either!). Since the movie cost around $500 million and it's in 3D, we can only hope that those boobs are so amazing they pop out of the screen and punch us in the face so hard they give us a black eye. We hope! But what if they aren't? Whose computer generated/animated boobs will you fall back on?

We've always been partial to Angelina Jolie in Beowulf, which you probably didn't see because the movie sucked. But damn, look! They even made her eyes look like she wants nothing to do with us, just like in real life!

 

Do you have any favorite computer generated characters? Share in the comments. Watch our 10 Sexiest Cartoon Characters if you need a little help deciding.

 

Zombies Scare News Anchors

Zombies Scare News Anchors

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Christina Hendricks Marries Someone

Christina Hendricks Marries Someone

Mad Men star Christina Hendricks married someone this weekend. Not this guy though; he's just somebody with a cool mustache. Anyway, this picture should remind you that her new husband is probably the luckiest man alive. So is mustache man for standing next to her.

 

Cat Tug of War With Meat

Cat Tug of War With Meat

They are so adorable and greedy we want to punch them in the face.

 

10 Stars of Celebrity Sex Tapes

10 Stars of Celebrity Sex Tapes

A moment of silence, please, as we honor Pam Anderson and the celebrities who followed in her (stretched out) footsteps with this tribute to celebrity sex tapes.

 

Which Heroes Character Are You?

Which Heroes Character Are You?

This quiz will help determine who you’re most like on the show Heroes, so you’ll finally know whether you want to save the cheerleader or enslave her.

 

10 Coolest Quentin Tarantino Characters

10 Coolest Quentin Tarantino Characters

Quentin Tarantino is the king of cool. Here are his ten coolest characters, that you may not remember.

 

10 Commercials Before They Were Stars

10 Commercials Before They Were Stars

Before fame, many actors find work filming commercials. Unfortunately, we found a few of the funniest ones and put them together.

 

10 Funniest Ralph Wiggum Quotes

10 Funniest Ralph Wiggum Quotes

Ralph Wiggum may not be a main character on The Simpsons, but he certainly has some of the funniest lines. Watch this video and see how many times you laugh at what he says.

 

Which Pixar Character Are You?

Which Pixar Character Are You?

Pixar’s characters are freaking amazing. Are you Woody? Buzz? Remy the rat? One of the Incredibles? Find out now!

 

Jennifer Connelly Is Still Gawkable

Jennifer Connelly Is Still Gawkable

She has to be around 55-years-old, but Jennifer Connelly is still very much a part of our imagination as we daydream about doing it with movie stars.

 

Most Spectacular Disaster Movie Ever Made

Most Spectacular Disaster Movie Ever Made

Run away from characters. Run away from plot. Here's a recut, more accurate take on the 2012 movie that's coming out.

 

Child TV Star Match Up

Child TV Star Match Up

Who could forget about the child stars of the 80's? Choose and match the child tv star with their grown up self!

 

Douchebag 101 with Spencer Pratt

Douchebag 101 with Spencer Pratt

The Hills star Spencer Pratt gives you a lesson on how to be a huge douchebag!

 

The Ultimate Star Wars Personality Test

The Ultimate Star Wars Personality Test

See what super-cool Star Wars character you are by taking this personality test. Are you Yoda? Darth Vader? Darth Sidious? Jar Jar Binks?

 

LOST Babies

LOST Babies

LOST Babies features Baby Jack, Baby Kate, and all your favorite LOST characters as infants in this spin-off cartoon series exploring the beginning of the interwoven history in the LOST universe.

 

Porn Star or Pop Star 16

Porn Star or Pop Star 16

It's time to guess who's the pop star and who's the porn star in this game your whole family can enjoy.

 

The Russian Hottie Who's Banging Mel Gibson

The Russian Hottie Who's Banging Mel Gibson

Oksana Pochepa is the Russian pop star who's allegedly banging Mel Gibson. We salute you, Mel Gibson. Girls who don't speak English are sexy.

 

The Easter Bunny Hates You

The Easter Bunny Hates You

Santa's not the only holiday character to be afraid of any more….

 

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