Since the beginning of time, an epic battle has raged throughout the world. It has many names: Geeks vs. Jocks, Star Athletes vs. Star Wars Collectors, Muscular Bros vs. Tech CEO’s. Now you will officially know which side of the fence you’re on.

Stephen Colbert in an epic battle with an internet fan favorite. Who will win?

Lance is out, Al Qaida wants war, and the Tour De France is a crack house. Philip Norris is on the scene – unless he gets hit by the Girls Gone Wild bus.

This baby will star in Breakin' 5: Goo Goo Ga Ga Slide!

Check out this new "game" featuring porn star Jenna Jameson. It makes us want to buy Jenna Jameson porn.

Haley wrecked his car, Snakes switched to trains, and there’s no privacy at the sperm bank. Philip Norris is your man, although he’s too much of a pussy to go to the Middle East right now.

Never was there a game more challenging than Porn Star or Pop Star. It has porn, it has pop -- it's just a damn sexy game.

Ever since Ann Kournikova became a star, we have no problem admitting we're a bunch of communists.

Star Jones wallows in self pity, Wacko Jacko moves to Europe and Jessica isn’t good enough for Dallas.

Here’s the third installment of our hit game where you have to decide whether you’re looking at a porn star or pop star. It’s a really difficult game, but only because you can get really horny playing it.

Watch the uncensored version of Paris Hilton’s new music video Stars Are Blind. It’s sexier than her sex tape and it won’t get you in trouble if you watch it at work!

Star Jones almost died this week from getting a boob job. In this episode, Philip Norris ponders a world without this very fat lady who annoys the crap out of all of us.

We always get Porn Stars and Pop Stars mixed up. Whores are tricky like that!

This video proves that Star Wars is all about the gays.

The rock stars of the 1970s were awesome because they did lots of drugs and they never shaved their pubes.

This week a Star Trek cast member comes out of the closet, Stallone wants to do another Rambo, and there might be another crazy Jackson on the loose.

Do you get Star Trek and Star Wars things confused? We do and we’re a bunch of nerds!

We show you a picture of a scantily clad woman and you have to tell us whether she's a pop star or porn star!

We show you a picture of a scantily clad woman and you have to tell us whether she's a pop star or porn star!

Here's a movie trailer for the Star Wars film that never made it, starring Sean Penn, Napoleon Dynamite and Bill Cosby.