"That's all I DO! All day, every DAY!" Starring Nick Swardson, from Reno 911.

Dear lord Michelle Marsh is running topless down the beach. If it were nearly any other woman on the planet, save Star Jones, it would be hot. But those "fun"-bags are like sacks of wet meat your step-dad is about to slug you with.

Maria Menounos got a Hollywood star or something – I don't remember because she wasn't wearing a bra!

This week a new face is added to the LG news crew. Lou Berk, our crotchety newsman, speaks with Paris Hilton live from her Five Star Jail Cell.

"Stars Are Blind" remade by a sexy fake-Paris into an "autobiographical" story about going to jail. She gets cozy with the sheriff! Oh yeah!

PORN STARS! POP STARS! They all look the same! How can we ever tell them apart? It’s up to you my friend. You’re the only who can help us spot he difference!

NSFW: Judd Apatow's new movie starring George Michael from Arrested Development. I'm wetting myself with anticipation

This horrified little baby is yet another victim of a knitting-needle wielding Star Wars fan.

Our interview team invaded the Star Wars 30th Anniversary Celebration, to ask fans about Star Wars weddings, crazy costumes, and Anakin's cooter.

George Lucas got treated to Conan O'Brien's rehashing of some beloved Star Wars characters. We thought they were funny, George, how come YOU didn't??

Whoose boobs hops on the Boob-le Star Galactica to serch the universe for boobs.

Here's a question: Was Al Reynolds gay before he married Star? Or did he just turn gay? (See picture)

The new issue of Star magazine features celeb nannies and the strongly-denied affair between Carmen Electra and Joan Jett.

LG got up close and personal with Will Ferrell and all the stars of the upcoming film Blades of Glory. Was Will able to handle our intense tag team interviews? Watch it and find out!

When you're in another galaxy and there's a Wookie in the passenger's seat beside you, don't drive drunk!

Hollywood's Drug Problem. Bad for young jonesing starlets… good for Star Jones!

The STAR is claiming Ellen's gal pal Portia is back on the eating disorder wagon, as she started to get suspiciously skinner again!

Peter's up to his old antics again, as he stars as a Tetris puzzle piece.

These two guys won't stop warring until somebody loses a necktie.

Jesse Jane was "Best Dressed" on the red carpet at the AVNs. If you think this isn't a big deal, you obviously haven't seen the way most porn stars dress!!