We're putting that one-legged freak from Dancing with The Stars, Heather Mills, in our infamous Torture Chamber! Will her plastic leg survive!?!

Coca-Cola, stars & stripes bikini, and stripper heels, that is a presidential platform we support!

Tamira Paszek has sadly been eliminated from the Australian Open although her cleavage remains a winner in all our hearts.

Chris Bosh requests your vote for the NBA All-Star Team. We reccommend writing him in on every other ballot you see in the coming months.

In this award-deserving series, you have to guess whether you’re looking at a porn star or pop star. And yes, Britney Spears is both.

We show you a slutty picture of a girl and you have to tell us whether she’s a porn star or pop star. Play it with the family!

War times calls for national unity. The army is now recruiting butch lesbians to rebuilt war town areas of Baghdad.

In theaters 2-29-08. Will Ferrell stars in Semi-Pro, an outrageous comedy set in 1976 against the backdrop of the maverick ABA - a fast-paced, wild and crazy basketball league that rivaled the NBA and made a name for itself with innovations like the three-point shot and slam dunk contest.

A Star Wars pit crew works Darth's kick ass race car.

In solidarity with the WGA, pets are refusing to do anything adorable on camera. Wonder if porn stars will join and stop being slutty on camera. Probably not.

Known as the Highway of Death, this stretch of land in Iraq is a reminder of the wonders of war in such a civilized time.

This man has some sort of genetic trait that mutates HPV, causing huge tree like growths to erupt from his body. Where are Mary and Pippin?

A reputation for war mongering and biased patriotism?? Seems more like it’s just a sexy party over at Fox News. Awesome!

In theaters 6-28-08. The “July 20 Plot” on Hitler’s life is one of the most heroic but least known episodes of World War Two. Severely wounded in combat, Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg returns from Africa to join the German Resistance and help create Operation Valkyrie, the complex plan that will allow a shadow government to replace Hitler’s once he is dead.

In theaters 1-18-08. Diane Keaton, Queen Latifah, and Katie Holmes star as three female employees of the Federal Reserve who plot to steal money that is about to be destroyed.

In theaters 2-26-08. Jessica Alba and Hayden Christensen star in this psychological thriller. While undergoing open-heart surgery, a man's failed anesthetic leaves him completely alert, but paralyzed and unable to tell his doctors.

Check out the Star Wars Battlefront Entertainment Pack for the Sony PSP.

If Michael Bay ran the military, there would never be any more wars.

A man went to this week's monday night football game with some foam, a tongue, and a plan. Well played.

Some awesome dorks sat around re-creating the Star Wars TIE fighters scene. And now we're making you watch too.