Stars like transforming even more than Transformers like transforming!

What a totally fabulous way to fight a war.

Time for you to put on your horny hat and see if the picture you're looking at is a Pop Star or Porn Star. Jeopardy this is not.

In theaters 5-8-08. Robert Downey Jr. stars as Tony Stark/Iron Man in the first adaptation of the comic book superhero.

Is it possible for any body part of a porn star to age naturally?

I'll be able to answer phones, get drunk, start wars, and do all the other things boy presidents do, don't worry about it.

In theaters 4-18-08. Devastated Peter takes a Hawaii vacation in order to deal with recent break-up with his TV star girlfriend, Sarah. Little does he know Sarah's traveling to the same resort as her ex ... and she's bringing along her new boyfriend.

He's swinging lefty but his Mii is a righty, a true Fore Star General.

It looks like her "Goldie Hawn years" will be here sooner than we expected. Time to delete Penny Lane from your 70s rock star fantasy.

What the Presidential candidates plan to do about the impending war against the machines is what we'd like to know.

In theaters 8-15-08. Through a series of freak occurrences, a group of actors shooting a big-budget war movie are forced to become the soldiers they are portraying.

For everyone who always thought Beef Stroganoff would be the ultimate tool of destruction in war.

An even longer time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

He wants to be taken seriously as an actor.

Jack McBrayer aka Kenneth the Page, stars in the new Mariah Carey video. BET should see a spike in their Parliament smoking, DayGlo wearing, blogger demographic.

Like to see her try to explain all that business about the Trade Federation vs the Galactic Senate.

Vote for Phillip Norris in 2008! He has a plan to end the war, stop a recession, and start telling polish jokes again!

According to IMDB Uma Thurman has starred in 5 films since Kill Bill but walking around in a bikini seems to be the first noteworthy achievement since Beatrix Kiddo.

2008, ongoing war, crashing economy, no TV, boring election, who cares?? Miss America 2008 looks hot, and thats all we need!!

In theaters 12-25-08. From director J.J. Abrams (“Mission: Impossible III,” “Lost” and “Alias”) and screenwriters Roberto Orci & Alex Kurtzman (“TRANSFORMERS,” “MI: III”) comes a new vision of the greatest space adventure of all time, “Star Trek,” featuring a young, new crew venturing boldly where no man has gone before.