Makeover Hotties!

Makeover Hotties!

Stars like transforming even more than Transformers like transforming!

 

Greek Fireworks Battle

Greek Fireworks Battle

What a totally fabulous way to fight a war.

 

Porn Star or Pop Star 12

Porn Star or Pop Star 12

Time for you to put on your horny hat and see if the picture you're looking at is a Pop Star or Porn Star. Jeopardy this is not.

 

Iron Man Trailer

Iron Man Trailer

In theaters 5-8-08. Robert Downey Jr. stars as Tony Stark/Iron Man in the first adaptation of the comic book superhero.

 

Jenna Jameson Has STDS In Her Eyes

Jenna Jameson Has STDS In Her Eyes

Is it possible for any body part of a porn star to age naturally?

 

Hillary "Double Barrel" Clinton

Hillary "Double Barrel" Clinton

I'll be able to answer phones, get drunk, start wars, and do all the other things boy presidents do, don't worry about it.

 

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

In theaters 4-18-08. Devastated Peter takes a Hawaii vacation in order to deal with recent break-up with his TV star girlfriend, Sarah. Little does he know Sarah's traveling to the same resort as her ex ... and she's bringing along her new boyfriend.

 

Gen. Petraeus on the Wii

Gen. Petraeus on the Wii

He's swinging lefty but his Mii is a righty, a true Fore Star General.

 

Kate Hudson is Constipated

Kate Hudson is Constipated

It looks like her "Goldie Hawn years" will be here sooner than we expected. Time to delete Penny Lane from your 70s rock star fantasy.

 

Creepy RoboDog

Creepy RoboDog

What the Presidential candidates plan to do about the impending war against the machines is what we'd like to know.

 

Tropic Thunder Trailer

Tropic Thunder Trailer

In theaters 8-15-08. Through a series of freak occurrences, a group of actors shooting a big-budget war movie are forced to become the soldiers they are portraying.

 

Food Fight

Food Fight

For everyone who always thought Beef Stroganoff would be the ultimate tool of destruction in war.

 

Star Wars vs. Saul Bass

Star Wars vs. Saul Bass

An even longer time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

 
 

Mariah Carey Goes Hipster

Mariah Carey Goes Hipster

Jack McBrayer aka Kenneth the Page, stars in the new Mariah Carey video. BET should see a spike in their Parliament smoking, DayGlo wearing, blogger demographic.

 

Star Wars Explained by a 3-Year-Old

Star Wars Explained by a 3-Year-Old

Like to see her try to explain all that business about the Trade Federation vs the Galactic Senate.

 

Vote For Me 2008!

Vote For Me 2008!

Vote for Phillip Norris in 2008! He has a plan to end the war, stop a recession, and start telling polish jokes again!

 

Kill Boobs

Kill Boobs

According to IMDB Uma Thurman has starred in 5 films since Kill Bill but walking around in a bikini seems to be the first noteworthy achievement since Beatrix Kiddo.

 

Miss America 2008

Miss America 2008

2008, ongoing war, crashing economy, no TV, boring election, who cares?? Miss America 2008 looks hot, and thats all we need!!

 

Star Trek Teaser

Star Trek Teaser

In theaters 12-25-08. From director J.J. Abrams (“Mission: Impossible III,” “Lost” and “Alias”) and screenwriters Roberto Orci & Alex Kurtzman (“TRANSFORMERS,” “MI: III”) comes a new vision of the greatest space adventure of all time, “Star Trek,” featuring a young, new crew venturing boldly where no man has gone before.

 

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