Check out our video interview with The Oohlas where we discuss the local music scene (or lack thereof) in Los Angeles and tell each other jokes that aren’t all that funny.

It’s the witching hour! As in “witch of these people would you rather have sex with?”

What's more embarrassing? Having a scraggy beard or popping a boob?

Are you going to heaven or hell? Well, Simon Right from the Path of the Savior Church is here to tell you!

I dunno if this kid is a midget or what, but he's one Indian ass-kicking machine!

In Race Race Revolution it doesn’t matter whether you’re driving a Ferrari or a junky jalopy. What matters is the fast action – fast finger tapping action! Remember to get "The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift" on DVD and HD DVD, September 26!

Since the beginning of time, an epic battle has raged throughout the world. It has many names: Geeks vs. Jocks, Star Athletes vs. Star Wars Collectors, Muscular Bros vs. Tech CEO’s. Now you will officially know which side of the fence you’re on.

Stephen Colbert in an epic battle with an internet fan favorite. Who will win?

Shouldn't he be playing with action figures or something?

A political ad that's either retarded -- or pure genius.

Celebrity Ho-Bags are everywhere, and whether you’re a skanky ho-bag like Lindsay Lohan or a pregnant ho-bag like Britney Spears, everyone wants to be a celebrity ho-bag. Which one are you?

For some reason this fat viking chick is really turning us on. Or maybe it's her sexy bicycle!?!

Watch Justin Timberlake's new video "Sexy Back" and wonder whether or not he really has a sexy back. We vote no! Ew!

Lance is out, Al Qaida wants war, and the Tour De France is a crack house. Philip Norris is on the scene – unless he gets hit by the Girls Gone Wild bus.

This baby will star in Breakin' 5: Goo Goo Ga Ga Slide!

Check out this new "game" featuring porn star Jenna Jameson. It makes us want to buy Jenna Jameson porn.

Haley wrecked his car, Snakes switched to trains, and there’s no privacy at the sperm bank. Philip Norris is your man, although he’s too much of a pussy to go to the Middle East right now.

Never was there a game more challenging than Porn Star or Pop Star. It has porn, it has pop -- it's just a damn sexy game.

Ever since Ann Kournikova became a star, we have no problem admitting we're a bunch of communists.

Star Jones wallows in self pity, Wacko Jacko moves to Europe and Jessica isn’t good enough for Dallas.