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I'd feel sorry for the girlfriend, if it wasn't such a great prank.
You know when you get really drunk and high from huffing spray paint (gold) out of a paper bag (brown) and you and your friends come up with the most AMAZING idea? These are the greatest ideas, right? Right?
What do you think would happen if for some reason you had access to all the elements and ingredients to make your ideas reality... Yeah and your grandparents owned some sweatshops where 12-year-olds slaved away making socks for the British Premier League, so you have a big trust fund. Basically, you have infinite resources. What do you think would happen?
Yeah, besides the first ever monkey, marshmallow go-cart champion being crowned, (Mr. Chattlebanks), because that's awesome.
What would happen?
You would make some pretty awful stuff, stuff that would amaze people on one level and one level only. Yeah, the "why-the-F-did-this-ever-get-made-and-who-thought-that-this-was-a-good-idea-were-they-high-on-gold-spray-paint?" level. You got it!
Oh, you want an example of this kind of idea brought to fruition?
How about this video where an underage white girl runway model, Karlie Kloss, claims to be from St. Luis and then plays ping pong with Notorious Wally Green?
Did that illustrate my point? Did I have a point?
I guess my point is that money is no substitute for talent and true genius, and neither is gold... spray paint.
P.S. JD Ferguson directed the above video. Is he the greatest director of our time?
Disclaimer: I did no research whatsoever into how this video actually came about, and I know nothing about JD Ferguson.
We don't know why Michael Cera is hanging out with Jersey Shore's Pauly D, but we can only assume it's for a new movie role, where Michael plays an adorkably awkward kid from Connecticut who spends a summer at the Shore and fist pumps his way into the heart of every trashy, drunken whore on the boardwalk. There's also a hilarious scene where he enters a tanning salon and hijinks ensues! Here's to hoping.
More pics at Celebuzz. BTW, make sure to take our How Jersey Shore Are You quiz.
How Jersey Shore Are You?
Do you tan so much that it just makes you want to punch a girl? Well then this quiz may just be for you! Take this quiz and find out just how big of a douche-bag you really are.
PailIsTheNewTan.com will change your life forever. Or at least until you vomit all over your computer screen. Since when to people spreak Marmalade on their skin? Delicious!
Lohan Forgets To Spray-Tan Her Under-Boobs
Here's Lindsay Lohan on the set of her new movie Machete. How she's working again we have no idea. All we know is that she sucks at using spray tan.
Keanu Blinds Himself
One of the side effects of taking the Red Pill is you will never ever get a tan.
Lohan, The Bearded Lady
Sometimes when you're applying the spray on you're drunk and decide the tan line beard look is in.
Orange Joo A Guido
Being a Guido is a full time job, hair doesn't gel itself, tans don't spray themselves on, and chests don't wax themselves, a Guido's gotta do it himself.
Rippa, Phone Home
We applaud a woman who goes outside with no make up, but we would applaud you more if you brought along some sort of mask, or peper spray for our eyes.
One of these things…
… is not like the others. Poor little pasty Jan Brady got lost amongst a sea of breasticles. She needed some of that fake Britney ab tan.
Beef Jerky Babe
Wow, nothing says sexy like a surgary brown tan and thigh muscles so strong, she could crack your head open. Snap into a slim Jim!
Clooney is Manorexic
George Clooney is looking extra gaunt these days, and that gross tan isn't helping him look better or younger. Just say no to Nicole Richie!!
Jessica Simpson Has Back-Fat
Jessica Simpson's gained weight recently, and it's really started to show. All the spray-on tanner in the world can't hide these rolls!!
Paris in a Tanning Bed
When you're the world's sluttiest heiress, you have to pose everywhere you are. Even in a tanning bed.
Black Rhythm Leg Spray
It's like magic shoes for the white and rhythmless! Don't leave home without it!
Dog Pee Prank
What happens when you're at the mall with your dog and some lady keeps spraying people's legs with water? Let's find out!!
