...pounds at Bally's Total Fitness!

The steeplechase would be a nationally televised sporting event if this were guaranteed to happen every night.

Those who remember Allison Stokke will be glad to meet Melanie Adams, who participates in a sport involving poles and is totally okay with being hot. She even intends to profit from it.

As much fun as running a bike messenger over.

Tonight on Fox News, "Skateboards causing small explosions, is this alternative sport safe for your child? Coming up next after Mass Effect: Sex Party, Special Report."

Let Tom Cruise tell you all about Scientology, Xenu and how you can give yourself a free auditing test!

Rugby players are crazy. Why play a sport where you get the crap beat out of you, when you can stay at home and jerk off?

Mark Littell realizes his mediocre baseball career will not be remembered, so the nutty buddy is his last chance for sports immortality.

This delicious mummy was found buried on farmland in eastern China. The farmer had thought he came across a recent murder victim, but the tests show the mummy to be much older.

Britney Spears finally got her Drivers License. Ever the money hungry entrepreneur, she had Cheetos sponsor her "fun run" through the driving test. As seen on http://prettyontheoutside.com

In theaters 10-26-07. From the producers of Wedding Crashers, The Comebacks is a hilarious comedy that spoofs the best inspirational sports movies ever made.

Test you Pop-Culture knowledge on this super duper Gangsta Edition of the Ultimate Pop-Culture Quiz!

Brits will pay $1,500 for a new sport stiletto designed by failed artists at Fisher Price. Designed for the Socialite on the go, this shoe is sure to scream "Special Olympics".

In this week’s pop culture test, we ask you questions about creepy actor Christopher Walken!

"Heady gnarly radical waves were like totally catching my bodacious board brah." This surfer will help legitamize the sport of surfing.

Kanye West and P. Diddy were guests at England's "concert for Diana," where they posed with her son, Prince Harry. Kanye wore douche-bag 80s Pringles sunglasses and Diddy sported the classiest Diana t-shirt he could find in the hamper. Great job, guys.

Now THIS is what I call an extreme sport!! These dudes can really do the Dew!!

Check out this color blindness test – you won't believe your eyes!

A Tae Kwon Do fighter gets kick in the head so hard that he falls to the ground, then tries to get up and stumbles around like a drunken jerk! Yay sports!

Bruce was seen with Rumer Willis, sporting this mysterious tee.