Imagine walking into your office and seeing this. What would you do? Masturbate or run away as far as you can?

Run away from characters. Run away from plot. Here's a recut, more accurate take on the 2012 movie that's coming out.

That kid could should be sent to slammer for beating his buddy. Or just given the death penalty. Kids just can't get away with this anymore.

You could really get away with a lot during the 80s.

Real Housewife from New York cast member Kelly Bensimon has a boob job so bad the boobs are trying to hide for cover.

We don't know whether these news anchors are awesome or demented or what but WE LIKE THEIR SPIRIT.

Wipe you're tears away, my friends. He's finally gone.

If you see a bunch of car crashes in the streets when it's icy out, just pick up your video camera and laugh away!

What's the point of a calendar filled with boobs? It's not like you're going to be looking at the dates anyway. You're going to be looking at the boobs. Just take the dates away and leave the boobs.

After this photo was taken, the tree started to cry and it ran away.

Scarecrow Wino will frighten crows away from your crops, but she'll introduce your kids to heroin first!

Being famous is just a doctor's visit away.

An even longer time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

The earlier models used helium causing it to fly away, now it's just useless.

Either Angelina Jolie is pregnant again or her stomach has a boner for Brad's Indie Spirit, Robert Redford look.

Get away you short little Oompa Loompa people. This is MY bench.

Sure it's pretty, but who wants to cut away their skin so they can have pretty scars? This guy does, that’s who.

This must be how people in the middle east keep their camels from running away. It’s better than strapping bombs to them. Ailalalalaay!

Good news! If the art here sucks, you can drink the crap away!

We are not quite sure what this is, but its somewhat cute and incapable of running away. The excellent pet for your favorite Socialite.