Go Slinky go! Poetry in motion! It's the music that gets you, perfectly suited to its subject, not grandiose at all. This viewer, however, is partial to the quieter moments when one can make out the faint, steady, tap of each valiant Slinky flip... But seriously, it's kinda impressive. Watch out for the surprise ending... not.

My cats do the same thing. But, they're not too bright...they drink out of the tap until they vomit.

It’s time to put on your Drunk Face and play BEER TAP GONE WILD. You play as a bartender who has to serve beer to the drunken masses at a few Spring Break water holes. Do you have what it takes…TO SERVE BEER?

You’re Mel Gibson and you’ve been arrested for drunk driving. Who do you call first? Jesus H. Christ that’s who! Hear Mel Gibson try and ask forgiveness from the Song of God himself!

Now that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are officially an item, it's time they talk on the phone.

Presidents get all the chicks.

Listen to what douche-baggery ensues when two Super Bowl quarterbacks talk to each other on the phone.

Lindsay is in rehab and she needs an AA sponsor. Who does she call? Nick Nolte!

Kate Moss walks the catwalk in style. Pete Doherty plays great music. Together they are known as drug addicted douche bags!

Hot cheerleader - now sexy spinal cord injury!

In Race Race Revolution it doesn’t matter whether you’re driving a Ferrari or a junky jalopy. What matters is the fast action – fast finger tapping action! Remember to get "The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift" on DVD and HD DVD, September 26!

Look out all you big bottomed girls out there. The police want to tap your big fat ass.

Under a veil of extreme secrecy we’ve begun tapping the phones of famous celebrities to find out how they really act out of the public eye. Our first victims: Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn!