OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Spermies Candy

Spermies Candy

These candy sperms are so delicious, she'll ALWAYS swallow!

 

Danish Sperm

Danish Sperm

"For the woman on the go."

 

Jeans So Tight

Jeans So Tight

I'm sure this does wonders for his sperm count. …Not like he should be reproducing, anyway.

 

Tyra Banks is Crazy

Tyra Banks is Crazy

Tyra goes nuts over blinged-out Vaseline! I wouldn't believe it if I didn't see it myself!

 

Fake Gun Prank

Fake Gun Prank

A fake gun + wussy armed guards = easiest bank robbery ever!

 

Child Star Almost Dies

Child Star Almost Dies

Haley wrecked his car, Snakes switched to trains, and there’s no privacy at the sperm bank. Philip Norris is your man, although he’s too much of a pussy to go to the Middle East right now.