The Hills star Spencer Pratt gives you a lesson on how to be a huge douchebag!

The Hills' season finale is finale upon us! Choose which one of them you'd rather bone - including your sugar pie Spencer Pratt!

Kanye West, Michael Phelps, Spencer Pratt, Criss Angel and every Douchebag's favorite clothing line Ed Hardy all hang out on New Year's Eve and douche it up!

Spencer is so well read for a douchebag.

We get jealous every time we see Heidi and Spencer frolicking in the park. Okay, we lie.

If there is a God, his plan is really annoying.

Heidi, Spencer, & Hulk Hogan all wear Ed Hardy's pseudo-tattoo covered line of clothes, they are also giant douches. Coincidence? We think not.

Heidi and Spencer embody all of our hopes and dreams.

The most natural thing in this photo is Heidi's chest, this could signal the apocalypse.

The answer to "What are the troops fighting for?" is clearly, "The Freedom of the Over Privileged Upper Class Dimwit Celebrities".

Oh, those kids, they sure know how to pose for a candid, uncontroversial photo...

Here’s a sneak peak at the new horror movie featuring the cast of The Hills. After seeing this, you’ll never sleep with Spencer the same way again.

Do jazz hands and a bikini a video make? Spencer Pratt thinks so.