We cannot decide whether Bachlorette Deanna Pappas is hotter than Kim Kardashian.

10 years ago, we only had 2 kinds of T-shirts to choose from; today we have 3!

Screwed or skewered? Check out pictures from movies and try to guess whether the girls are getting laid or getting dead.

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Jelena Jankovic won Tuesday in straight sets, 6-3, 6-2. Jelena is the 2 seed in the tournament but she's #1 in our hearts with that skirt.

Ana Ivanovic defeated Rossana De los rios in straight sets 6-1, 6-2. She also looks nice in a sports bra. That's called win, win ladies and gentlemen.

As the Lohan Lezbo Watch 2008 continues, this shot from an upcoming direct to DVD movie proves two things: 1) Lohan still can't act 2) Lohan doesn't like dudes anymore.

It's like The Who 2.0 "Txtin About My Generation".

In theaters 5-9-08. Based on the classic 1960's Japanese animated series chronicling the aspirations of a young race car driver as he attempts to obtain glory, with the help of his family and the Mach 5, the advanced car created by his father.

Crank 2 will do very well in DVD rentals where teenage boys can enjoy the "film" in the proper setting.

In theaters 4-25-2008. Harold and Kumar 2, follows the cross-country adventures of the pot-smoking duo as they try to outrun authorities who suspect them of being terrorists when they try to sneak a bong on board their flight to Amsterdam.

It's time to guess the celebrity sideboob because the rest of the boob is just too boring.

It's just Jeff Goldblum's 1999 Apple Ad at half speed and yet it's so much more.

Tom Brady is watching you young man, he's watching you like the Jets in Cover-2.

Cats with two heads mean twice the feeding times, but double the cuddle. Unless of course it’s a pissy ass cat… then its twice the eye scratching.

2 Girls, 1 Cup, Infinite Reactions.

This new F1 lawnmower is built for speed, comfort and the expedient removal of your limbs.

Hell no, I am not going to smell that. I don’t care how long he has been missing. It looks like he was missing his ass by about 2 feet long before he even got himself lost.

Looking at this "burger" will not only make you sick to your stomach, but there is a probable chance that you just developed type 2 diabetes.

A man sized cell phone fell from the fumbling hands of a giant, crushing a car and killing two people. Ok truth time.. It's just a PR stunt for Motorola's new Razr 2.