This week America’s sexiest swine offers up a batch of her favorite celebrity boobs.

There's a special place in my heart for cholas, but there's an ever more special place in my lowrider.

"Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K" is the actual name given to this very lucky newborn. The hospital birth announcement page can be viewed at: http://www.newbabynews.net/hospitals/stf33/public/stf33birthannouncement.pl?babyID=h33-440

These 18-year-olds (they call themselves Peer Pressure) are dancing to a Pretty Ricky song in response to a competition that the R&B group help. Peer Pressure is available for parties, ladies.

The perfect gift for that special do-it-yourself man in your life!

The "Brief Safe" can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling. These specially-designed briefs contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro® closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion. Even the most hardened burglar or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them — wouldn't you?

Demetri Martin is a funny person. You may know him from the Daily Show, but now you can know him from his Comedy Central special. Here's a clip.

This version of Jaws has all the stuff you never thought you'd want to think you'd like to see in the movie. No refunds.

Now is your chance to create your very own celebrity using our Create-A-Celeb special technology! Choose from different celebrity heads, eyes, mouths and other appendages, and then post the results on your website or MySpace page!

"Well, I know he can climb a mountain, and he's more special than other people that climb mountains, so… what?"

Don’t miss our tips for getting the perfect gamer gifts this holiday season, featuring Special Guest Star: S&M Santa! Ho, ho, holy crap it’s some boobs!

A month of Christmas specials equals a month full of reasons that you should probably get TIVO.

Liquid Generation’s very own Human Interest Robot interviews a Hippie to find out why he’s getting all whiney over Thanksgiving.

You’ve watched Dateline’s To Catch A Predator show right? Well, that has nothing on this very special news segment from Liquid Generation: To Catch a Baby Predator.

Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun! But better!

Only special people with helmets can conquer The Big Burger.

In this special report, Philip Norris discusses violent video games like the upcoming Bully by Rockstar Games and tells you why they’re good for America.

This week Philip Norris and LiquidGeneration announce that they are calling a truce with Hollywood. Who do we want to make nice with? Who do we want to continue to bash? Tune in!

We though we’d do the world some good and offer you the complete and uncensored Paris Hilton Sex Tape.

Bring in the New Year with this retardedly special e-card.