Wii Fit with Britney Spears

Wii Fit with Britney Spears

Learn all the ins and outs of Nintendo's WiiFit with chunktastic pop star Britney Spears!

 

Britney Spears Is Pregnant!

Britney Spears Is Pregnant!

Philip Norris discusses the fact the Britney Spears might be pregnant and who the father could be.

 

Oh right, Britney Spears

Oh right, Britney Spears

Almost forgot about you, how are you doing? Wearing sweatpants, smoking cigarettes, and showing a little bump, good to see you're staying the course.

 

Britney Spears Has A DeLorean

Britney Spears Has A DeLorean

Britney's secret to weight loss is apparently time travel which raises the very real possibility of an alternate 2003 being created where she never meets K-Fed.

 

Office Legs: Britney Spears

Office Legs: Britney Spears

What happens when two of your coworkers discuss Britney Spears by the water cooler!?!

 

Jamie Lynn Spears Boobs

Jamie Lynn Spears Boobs

She's a lot like her sister, she has amazing boobs at a young age and seems destined for a miserable failure of a life.

 

Jamie Lynn Spears Researches Pregnancy

Jamie Lynn Spears Researches Pregnancy

Jamie Lynn has taken it upon herself to go on the web and research what it will be like to be pregnant and have a baby. It's gross!

 

Britney Spears Found Jesus

Britney Spears Found Jesus

After Britney Spears ditched out on yet another custody hearing, she went to church! Has Britney finally found The Jesus!

 

A View of Britney's Future?

A View of Britney's Future?

If you were to look into a Britney Spears crystal ball it most likely would show this. Everyone knows Oompa Loompas are more supportive than Lynne Spears.

 

Britney Box Flash Toy

Britney Box Flash Toy

This little toy will have to substitute for Mommy Spears for a while, at least it will remind the kids why it is a good thing she's gone.

 

Porn Star or Pop Star 11

Porn Star or Pop Star 11

In this award-deserving series, you have to guess whether you’re looking at a porn star or pop star. And yes, Britney Spears is both.

 

Jamie Lynn Spears Knocked Up!

Jamie Lynn Spears Knocked Up!

Jamie Lynn Spears has gotten herself all preggers! We do not need any more Spears children in this world!

 

Paris Hilton's Easy-Nooj 2006

Paris Hilton's Easy-Nooj 2006

This week Britney Spears is knocked up, Tom Cruise is a Mommy, and Carson Daly is still a douche bag.

 

Britney Spears Has ADD

Britney Spears Has ADD

This week Britney has ADD, Lindsay Lohan's dad has a noonie, and the writers strike...gold!

 

Britney's Brisk Jog

Britney's Brisk Jog

Britney Spears ran across the western hemisphere, crushing several small villages and leaving massive footprints in her wake.

 

Britney Spears Can't Hear You

Britney Spears Can't Hear You

This week Britney loses her kids, David Copperfield rapes somebody, and other important worldly events. Philip Norris has the latest!

 

USDA Approved

USDA Approved

Britney Spears forgot, once again, to wear clothes big enough to cover her saggy saddlebags. Someone buy this girl a tent or a few yards of cloth.

 

Interview With Britney's Kids

Interview With Britney's Kids

This week Philip Norris interviews Britney Spears’ kids! Are they drunk?

 

Britney Gets Her Drivers License

Britney Gets Her Drivers License

Britney Spears finally got her Drivers License. Ever the money hungry entrepreneur, she had Cheetos sponsor her "fun run" through the driving test. As seen on http://prettyontheoutside.com

 

Believe in Airbrushing

Believe in Airbrushing

Britney Spears attempts to sell greedy consumers more useless crap, this time taking the form of her own perfume. We don't plan on speaking for everyone, but what woman wants to smell like Kevin Federline's crotch and Papst Blue Ribbon?

 

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